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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by Popths
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:26 pm to
Spread peanut butter in your privates and they will never get out of your sight.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:27 pm to
Hemp, why he question his good fortune? He was sleeping with his dog (I am not judging)and now she stays outside the room...Isn't this a good thing?

Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:27 pm to
Why do people believe in ghosts?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:32 pm to
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Hemp, why he question his good fortune? He was sleeping with his dog (I am not judging)and now she stays outside the room...Isn't this a good thing?



Eh, to each their own. My pup has slept beside me through thick and thin for a decade. I'd wonder what was up if he started crashing outside.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:33 pm to
You sick bastard. (I am judging)
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:33 pm to
Sounds like the dog had done something wrong, and knows it, and you just haven't figured it out yet.

She's shite, or chewed something up.

Or she's tired of being raped.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:33 pm to
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Why do people believe in ghosts?


i remember when we all doubted ufo's too.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:34 pm to
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He was sleeping with his dog (I am not judging)and now she stays outside the room...Isn't this a good thing?


You know that old saying "Lie with dogs and you end up raping them."

I'm pretty sure it applies to this case.
Posted by heypaul
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Member since May 2008
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:34 pm to
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Your wife is cheating on you.


ETA: With a ghost.


I was going to say with another big black dog....
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:35 pm to
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You sick bastard. (I am judging)



If I get judgement for that...I shudder at what could be said of my worse actions.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:36 pm to
You said her body language changes when you come home?

Like how?
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
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Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:37 pm to
I'll be honest. This one is weird and tough to explain. Obviously all dogs are different, but I can only think of two things that would make my dog act weird about going into a room, assuming you don't beat her in said room. She either did something in there that she's feeling guilty about, pissed, chewed something up, or puked since you would smell the shite. Or you've hollered at her to get out recently and she's not sure if it's cool to come back in.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20008 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:37 pm to
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She saw what you did with your poolboy, you sick frick. And now she's scarrrrred.
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12536 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:51 pm to
That dog can see the future and knows a jet engine is going to crash throw the roof and kill you in your sleep, Donnie Darko style.
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2056 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:55 pm to
She pissed in your room bro
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:58 pm to
Even dogs dont like to be sexually abused.
Posted by High C
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/2/17 at 3:59 pm to
Did you PIIHB?
You PIIHB!
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14813 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 4:01 pm to
She's tired of the "Peanut Butter" trick

Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 4:07 pm to
100% ghosts

Bring a small child under the age of 5 into your bedroom to confirm ghosts. Dogs and small children are the most perceptive to ghosts.

It's very important that you don't tell the child or their parents beforehand that you are taking the child into your bedroom or your reasons for doing so. If they are "expecting" something then it could alter their reaction.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16648 posts
Posted on 2/2/17 at 4:20 pm to
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Bring a small child under the age of 5 into your bedroom


He already raped a dog, don't let him ruin a kid too.
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