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re: Pick up lines for older women
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:45 pm to tigerjunior
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:45 pm to tigerjunior
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Doesn't matter the age, I use the old "aren't you from Tennessee , because your the only ten I see" line
It was a good line in the 90's and it's a good line now.
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Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:50 pm to Codythetiger
Ask her if she knows what truffle butter is.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:59 pm to Codythetiger
Grab her by the arse and pull close to you. Make her feel sexy and desirable. Be confident. I did this to a cougar that flirted with me a house party when I was 25, she was 43. I took her to pound town that night and a few more times after that.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:05 pm to Codythetiger
"Is that BENGAY and Virginia Slims I smell? I couldn't be more rock hard."
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:18 pm to ksayetiger
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Arent you like 18? So older woman for you is what, 25?
yeah
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Why don't I just play her some old school Justin bieber
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:21 pm to fr33manator
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You don't play games with older women. You see them sitting off by themselves sipping their drink looking off put by the music they obviously aren't liking.
Drop your voice an octave and say, soft and slow, into their ear, "you want to find some place more your speed?"
They aren't into games like the teenyboppers, in my experience.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:23 pm to Codythetiger
Who the frick uses pick up lines?
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:24 pm to fr33manator
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You need to woo her with your lyrical prowess.
Hey there mama, see you lookin' so fine,
In the back of the club just a' sippin' on wine,
All the young girls think they've got all the allure,
But they ain't got nothing on a woman, mature,
You've got grey in your hair, got lines in your face,
But I'll still take you home and knock your hip outta place,
Don't care about your age or if you're a granny,
I'mma treat you real nice and shake the dust out them panties.
I got to leave this thread now I am literally laughing too hard.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:24 pm to Codythetiger
Hi,
My penis works and I'm not your ex-husband.
Works every time
My penis works and I'm not your ex-husband.
Works every time
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:25 pm to Codythetiger
quote:
Pick up lines for older women
They pick you up.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:25 pm to Codythetiger
They love to be sweet talked while using the word old. Busted is another favorite. Dusty isn't bad either.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:27 pm to patnuh
Just talk to them like they have some brains. Trust me if she wants to frick you, it will happen. There's no magic to it.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:39 pm to Wtodd
"Yo baby, can I rub that bunion for you"
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:41 pm to TheOcean
says the tinder pimp
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:42 pm to cajunangelle
What does 80 year old pussy taste like?
Depends...
Depends...
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:43 pm to Codythetiger
"Hey Baby, I can hold a stiffie anytime I want, no Viagra necessary"
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:44 pm to Codythetiger
I know positions that will make them stretch mark smooth.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:46 pm to Shalimar Sid
You know what I and Grover Cleveland will have in common after tonight?
We both got in twice.
We both got in twice.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:52 pm to a want
quote:
I think no pick-up lines - staring into her eyes & being completely honest would be the best play.
Really? Not to sure she would enjoy my complete honesty.
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 1:54 pm to Codythetiger
"Are you 69? You will be later tonight..."
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