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re: Post apocalypse, which profession would you choose to make ends meet?
Posted on 9/14/15 at 11:57 am to Sandy_Ash
Posted on 9/14/15 at 11:57 am to Sandy_Ash
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I'd definitely become a clergyman. I would charge all y'all your gas, salt, carpentry skills, Viagra, hooch and whores in exchange for eternal salvation.
This is a great post because any clergyman remaining after the Rapture would certainly be corrupt or at the very least untrustworthy simply because he/she was left behind.
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 11:58 am to mizzoukills
Fisherman
Posted on 9/14/15 at 11:59 am to mizzoukills
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A barge would be the perfect sanctuary. A barge is damn near indestructible, bullet proof, and mobile. It's a floating fortress!
That is one of my scenarios. Of course it would be used to cross the river with supplies, but when a rogue group is threatening, the barge is tied on island side and the rope is cut. There may even be a way to move it up and down the river as sort of a floating fort...
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:01 pm to mizzoukills
This is a dumb hypothetical. You wouldn't survive an apocalypse.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:01 pm to mizzoukills
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A barge would be the perfect sanctuary. A barge is damn near indestructible, bullet proof, and mobile. It's a floating fortress!
Wouldn't trust my life to something that can be sank, leaving me in the middle of nothingness.
Learn from the mistakes of others.
And that was from human error. I imagine the level of pirates would go up in the aftermath of a legit apocalypse.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:02 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Toilet paper for sale. Using a leaf, rock, or your hand will get old.
Or find a spring and sale water.
Or find a spring and sale water.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:03 pm to mizzoukills
Dentist
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:07 pm to tigersownall
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Dentist
Irish dentist?
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:13 pm to SEClint
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Wouldn't trust my life to something that can be sank, leaving me in the middle of nothingness.
You think the middle of the river is the middle of nothingness? LOL. Hell, you could easily swim to the other side.
Derp
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:17 pm to mizzoukills
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You think the middle of the river is the middle of nothingness. Hell, you could easily swim to the other side.
Derp
Did I post a picture of a riverboat? Go ahead and he barge trash. Hope it sinks and you lose all your shite.
My only regret with it all, would not being able to stand on the shore and piss on the top of your head as you desperately crawled to land.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:29 pm to SEClint
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Did I post a picture of a riverboat? Go ahead and he barge trash. Hope it sinks and you lose all your shite. My only regret with it all, would not being able to stand on the shore and piss on the top of your head as you desperately crawled to land.
yeah, you'll be banned from The Island after the Apocalypse. Spaceman and I won't put up with your shite. Your attitude is a colony destroyer.
Be gone, outcast.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:31 pm to mizzoukills
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colon destroyer
FIFY
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:35 pm to mizzoukills
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In the end times alcohol will be as valuable if not more valuable than gold.
If you can make it, so can anybody else.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:39 pm to JG77056
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If you can make it, so can anybody else.
Maybe they can, but it won't be near the quality of Killzspiff Homegrown Shine!
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:40 pm to mizzoukills
It has occurred to me that none of my skills or knowledge would be applicable to a post-apocalyptic society.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:40 pm to mizzoukills
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yeah, you'll be banned from The Island after the Apocalypse. Spaceman and I won't put up with your shite. Your attitude is a colony destroyer.
He would be the one whose head we put atop a pole to serve as warning to others.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:42 pm to ILikeLSUToo
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It has occurred to me that none of my skills or knowledge would be applicable to a post-apocalyptic society.
Then you, sir, will not be granted access to the island. Agree, Killz?
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:47 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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He would be the one whose head we put atop a pole to serve as warning to others.
I'd cut your throat while you slept, next to your wife. As you faded out, id be whispering into your ear what I was going to do to your family.
Hell, I'd even use your blood for the lube.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:48 pm to mizzoukills
Sniper for hire
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:51 pm to SEClint
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I'd cut your throat while you slept, next to your wife. As you faded out, id be whispering into your ear what I was going to do to your family.
Hell, I'd even use your blood for the lube.
Uh oh. Know that fear that every one has of drowning? Bitch, as soon as you got halfway across the river I would take your boat out. And as you swam to the safety of the island, I would hold your head under until you learned who the master is. Then, and only then, I would use a butter knife to sever your head and put it on the warning pole...
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 12:52 pm
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