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Posted on 1/25/16 at 7:48 am to LSUTANGERINE
Look how putting a woman in charge worked out for Matt Damon
Posted on 1/25/16 at 7:50 am to yellowfin
George Clooney even had to come save Sandra Bullock to keep her from whining herself to death.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 7:50 am to LSUTANGERINE
Bigger question is why aren't there any black females?
Posted on 1/25/16 at 7:50 am to Rebel
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Bigger question is why aren't there any black females?
You can't fit 4" fingernails in those space suit gloves.
This post was edited on 1/25/16 at 7:51 am
Posted on 1/25/16 at 7:52 am to CadesCove
Takes a good group of oilfield baws to really get anything done in space. With the layoffs there should be plenty available for this Mars thing.
Course they'd have to take a pay cut
Course they'd have to take a pay cut
Posted on 1/25/16 at 7:54 am to yellowfin
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Takes a good group of oilfield baws to really get anything done in space.
The most baw one was the dude who violated the restraining order to say goodbye to his kid. I'll bet there wasn't a dry eye from Lake Chuck to Port Sulphur.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 7:58 am to CadesCove
Who's going to make the sandwiches with them gone?
Posted on 1/25/16 at 8:00 am to TigerNlc
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Who's going to make the sandwiches with them gone?
I reckon their beta-arse husbands will be feeding the kids tofu, or some such shite.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 8:01 am to Layabout
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1950 wants you back.
Good, we can get some quality engineers before their prime ready to build a Mars vehicle instead of the cluster frick NASA has become today. Wonder what they could do with today's tech.
This post was edited on 1/25/16 at 8:02 am
Posted on 1/25/16 at 8:03 am to Dam Guide
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Wonder what they could do with today's tech.
Put an ashtray at their work station and a bottle of hooch in the drawer & we would break light speed in short order.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 8:04 am to LSUTANGERINE
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But by far the most difficult challenge for Nasa's new recruits will be leaving behind their families. 'If I get tapped for the mission, I'll talk to my son about what I'll be doing. He's almost four now but will be a teen or in his twenties by then,' Mann told Glamour. 'His life will change while I'm gone. And that's a big sacrifice.'
This quote makes it sound like they'll be gone for 10 or 20 years. The actual mission would probably be around 4 years at the most. She is speaking of the time it would take when she starts training, she will talk to her son about what she'll be doing on the mission when it takes place. He'll be fully grown when she actually goes.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 8:12 am to Dam Guide
A woman wrote the software code for the lunar landing.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 8:27 am to LSUTANGERINE
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Signs a woman hates her husband and kids
she's breathing.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 8:27 am to TJGator1215
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at ride would be hell if it was just 1 dude and 7 women. What's the space equivalent of jumping off a cliff?
You'd jump off then lack of gravity would bring you right back up to the bitching.
This post was edited on 1/25/16 at 8:28 am
Posted on 1/25/16 at 8:33 am to auaegirl
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A woman wrote the software code for the lunar landing.
Houston, we have a problem.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 8:47 am to CadesCove
You was like butter. I might be sexists but you had me laughing.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 8:49 am to vodkacop
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you was like butter. I might be sexists but you had me laughing.
Butter is sexist and makes you laugh?
I must be using butter wrong.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 8:50 am to auaegirl
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A woman wrote the software code for the lunar landing.
With her husband's permission of course.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 8:51 am to soccerfüt
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After 100 days alone in space, #4 would be an OT 10.
Thinking more like day 10.
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