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re: So my daughter received her First Holy Communion yesterday..
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:39 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:39 pm to fr33manator
No.. I told my parents. I should have worded it better.
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Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:39 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
What kinda miserable POS downvotes that OP? I am about as non-religious as a human could be but would never think of downvoting a child receiving first communion and their father getting emotional about it. WTF tOT?
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:41 pm to Obtuse1
I just upvoted it to even it up.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:53 pm to OweO
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Kids usually say funny shite when they do their first confession which I think is done right before their first communion. I told the priest I cussed when I wasn't around my parents. Then turned around and told my parents what I confessed.
Do you have any other funny examples?
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:55 pm to Richard Grayson
Ive had people tell me what their kid said. But its 2nd graders, so the odds are there will be a few that say something funny..
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:00 pm to OweO
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Ive had people tell me what their kid said
Me too. What were some of your favorites?
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:03 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
I asked Jesus how much He loved me, and He said ‘this much’ and He stretched out His arms and died.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:10 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Congrats. I pray that your daughter will remain deeply committed to her faith.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:11 pm to GreenRockTiger
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I asked Jesus how much He loved me, and He said ‘this much’ and He stretched out His arms and died.
You confessed to Jesus?
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:12 pm to Richard Grayson
quote:when #5 was getting ready to make his first confession he said he wanted to go last because he was going to be in there a long time
Do you have any other funny examples?
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:15 pm to GreenRockTiger
A friend of mine asked his son this year when he was doing his first confession what he was going to confess and he said "I don't know, I haven't gone through my day yet".
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:16 pm to OweO
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:57 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
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Yeah I shouldn't of admitted on here that I lost it but I don't care. It was a special moment.
Baw I was just making a religion pun, celebrate all you want and congratulations
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 5/22/23 at 11:45 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:Does #2 like to share his/her name with poop?
when #5 was getting ready to make his first confession he said he wanted to go last because he was going to be in there a long time
Posted on 5/22/23 at 11:50 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Their very first ritualistic cannibalism of a virgin sacrificed to an angry god is so special. Not weird or primitive at all.
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 11:53 pm
Posted on 5/23/23 at 12:30 am to reddy tiger
Mary Magdalene enters the chat….
Posted on 5/23/23 at 12:36 am to wasteland
It’s an interesting theory. Still weird even if you subtract the “virgin” factor.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 5:40 am to OweO
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Kids usually say funny shite when they do their first confession which I think is done right before their first communion.
My wife used to teach 2nd grade at a private school. The stories she would tell me were pretty funny. One of the funniest things was that majority of the kids would come out of the confessional looking for a bathroom because they were about to pee themselves from being so nervous.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 6:15 am to reddy tiger
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Their very first ritualistic cannibalism of a virgin sacrificed to an angry god is so special. Not weird or primitive at all.
One day people will look at the weird present day Jesus beliefs and traditions the same way we do ancient societies.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 6:35 am to reddy tiger
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