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re: What are the three best feelings a male can enjoy?
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:46 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:46 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Seeing your children achieve something special.
Your father or grandfather telling you he is truly proud of your accomplishments.
Your wife truly desiring your touch.
Your father or grandfather telling you he is truly proud of your accomplishments.
Your wife truly desiring your touch.
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:48 pm to OWLFAN86
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1. A short woman proctologist, small hands

Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:51 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Healthy family
Financial security
Quiet
Financial security
Quiet
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:53 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Burp Snart
Quiet house
Sleeping in
Quiet house
Sleeping in
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:53 pm to forkedintheroad
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A deuce the size of a small snake.
There has got to be some primal reason for this. I think when my son was four, he dumped a miniature baseball bat, and called me into see it. We'd never discussed the matter before, but he instinctually was proud.
I also think quitting a job for a better job has to be up there. Obv all the baby, holding a woman's sweet, soft arse as you fall asleep, stuff.
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:54 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
A cold morning piss outside on your own property.
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:54 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Closing a trade on options for 20k, before breakfast.
All this other good things follow
All this other good things follow
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:55 pm to illinitiger
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A cold morning piss outside on your own property.
a top 10 easily
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:55 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Puring a 3-wood on a long par 5 and sinking the eagle putt.
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:56 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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The famous line from Conan the Barbarian defining what's best in life is: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women"
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:58 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And to hear the lamentation of the various genders!
See them driven before you,
And to hear the lamentation of the various genders!
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:58 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
5 minutes of silence is the tip of the list.
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:59 pm to BabyTac
Janitors have Monday meetings? Learned something new today 
Posted on 1/1/26 at 9:09 pm to BabyTac
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Endorphin high from exercise
Boarding group 1 and first class seat on a business flight.
Monday morning status meetings with your team

Posted on 1/1/26 at 9:09 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Looking into your 1st newborn baby’s eyes for the first time.
The 3rd - 5th swallows of beer from a Frosty ice cold mug, with surface ice crystals, on a hot summer, muggy Saturday after cutting grass.
After chirping during the twilight hours of multiple workday nights, pulling back that piece of furniture from the wall to reveal the culprit, that obnoxious cricket, and stomp crunching its little exoskeleton soul into oblivion.
The 3rd - 5th swallows of beer from a Frosty ice cold mug, with surface ice crystals, on a hot summer, muggy Saturday after cutting grass.
After chirping during the twilight hours of multiple workday nights, pulling back that piece of furniture from the wall to reveal the culprit, that obnoxious cricket, and stomp crunching its little exoskeleton soul into oblivion.
Posted on 1/1/26 at 9:13 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
2 pages an nobody said orgasm?
Here's my list:
1) orgasm
2) birth of a child
3) hearing my wife say she's sorry (still waiting for this one but I imagine it will be glorious!)
Here's my list:
1) orgasm
2) birth of a child
3) hearing my wife say she's sorry (still waiting for this one but I imagine it will be glorious!)
This post was edited on 1/1/26 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 1/1/26 at 9:18 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Your wife greets you with a warm smile when you surprise her at work
Your teenage son solos a plane safely
Your teenage son solos a plane safely
Posted on 1/1/26 at 9:19 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
To crush your enemies
See them driven before you
To hear the lamentation of their women
See them driven before you
To hear the lamentation of their women
Posted on 1/1/26 at 9:22 pm to MRTigerFan
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2 pages an nobody said orgasm?
Congratulations on your illiteracy.
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