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re: What is Your Favorite Quote?
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:59 pm to Hoyt
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:59 pm to Hoyt
The Churchill Wit
by Michael O'Donoghue
* * *
Churchill was known to drain a glass or two and, after one particularly convivial evening, he chanced to encounter Miss Bessie Braddock, a Socialist member of the House of Commons, who, upon seeing his condition, said, "Winston, you're drunk." Mustering all his dignity, Churchill drew himself up to his full height, cocked an eyebrow and rejoined, "Shove it up your arse, you ugly cvnt."
* * *
When the noted playwright George Bernard Shaw sent him two tickets to the opening night of his new play with a note that read: "Bring a friend, if you have one," Churchill, not to be outdone, promptly wired back: "You and your play can go frick yourselves."
* * *
At an elegant dinner party, Lady Astor once leaned across the table to remark, "If you were my husband, Winston, I'd poison your coffee."
"And if you were my wife, I'd beat the shite out of you," came Churchill's unhesitating retort.
* * *
Shortly after Churchill had grown a moustache, he was accosted by a certain young lady whose political views were in direct opposition to his own. Fancying herself something of a wag, she exclaimed, "Mr. Churchill, I care for neither your politics nor your moustache."
Unabashed, the young statesman regarded her quietly for a moment, then wryly commented, "Suck my dick."
by Michael O'Donoghue
* * *
Churchill was known to drain a glass or two and, after one particularly convivial evening, he chanced to encounter Miss Bessie Braddock, a Socialist member of the House of Commons, who, upon seeing his condition, said, "Winston, you're drunk." Mustering all his dignity, Churchill drew himself up to his full height, cocked an eyebrow and rejoined, "Shove it up your arse, you ugly cvnt."
* * *
When the noted playwright George Bernard Shaw sent him two tickets to the opening night of his new play with a note that read: "Bring a friend, if you have one," Churchill, not to be outdone, promptly wired back: "You and your play can go frick yourselves."
* * *
At an elegant dinner party, Lady Astor once leaned across the table to remark, "If you were my husband, Winston, I'd poison your coffee."
"And if you were my wife, I'd beat the shite out of you," came Churchill's unhesitating retort.
* * *
Shortly after Churchill had grown a moustache, he was accosted by a certain young lady whose political views were in direct opposition to his own. Fancying herself something of a wag, she exclaimed, "Mr. Churchill, I care for neither your politics nor your moustache."
Unabashed, the young statesman regarded her quietly for a moment, then wryly commented, "Suck my dick."
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Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:01 pm to Kafka
the British are so much classier than us
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:05 pm to LucasP
quote:
Richard Nixon is gone now, and I am poorer for it. He was the real thing -- a political monster straight out of Grendel and a very dangerous enemy. He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. He lied to his friends and betrayed the trust of his family. Not even Gerald Ford, the unhappy ex-president who pardoned Nixon and kept him out of prison, was immune to the evil fallout. Ford, who believes strongly in Heaven and Hell, has told more than one of his celebrity golf partners that "I know I will go to hell, because I pardoned Richard Nixon
Pretty sure that was Hunter S. Thompson.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:05 pm to Kafka
I like the one where the broad accuses "sir winston, you are drunk, disgustingly drunk." to which he replies "madam you are are ugly, disgustingly ugly. in the morning I shall be sober."
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:05 pm to Hoyt
"You can't let one bad moment spoil a whole bunch of good ones."
~Dale Earnhardt
~Dale Earnhardt
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:05 pm to OWLFAN86
"To be the man you have to beat the man!!!"
-Ric Flair
-Ric Flair
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:07 pm to JOJO Hammer
quote:
Life is hard...it's even harder when you're stupid.
I actually disagree with that quote. Stupid people I'd bet on average are much happier than dumb people. I can almost guarantee that the average suicide victim has a higher IQ than the average general population.
This post was edited on 12/14/16 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:09 pm to Hoyt
"I didn't know whether to shite or go blind....so I closed one eye and farted".
-Confucius
-Confucius
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:13 pm to Sampson
Another by Churchill which I tell myself quite often
.."If you're going through hell, keep going".
.."If you're going through hell, keep going".
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:14 pm to DonChowder
"I don't pay women for sex. I pay them to leave after we have sex!"
-Charlie S.
-Charlie S.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:22 pm to Sisyphus
There is your winner
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:23 pm to Buck Magnum
quote:This is from the movie The Cincinatti Kid (1965) and probably goes back even further
"To be the man you have to beat the man!!!"
-Ric Flair
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:24 pm to Hoyt
"I play for the name on my helmet, not the name on the back of my jersey." -- Travis Daniels LSU CB on burning his red shirt in the 2001 SEC Championship game.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:31 pm to Hoyt
"Great minds talk about ideas."
"Average minds talk about current events."
"Weak minds talk about other people."
Eleanor Roosevelt
"Average minds talk about current events."
"Weak minds talk about other people."
Eleanor Roosevelt
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:38 pm to TigerBrewdaddy
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:39 pm to Rebel
"Getcha' pull!! "- Dime. Been witness to this many times getting fricked up with him.
"Only cowboy's play in tune" - Hendrix
"Only cowboy's play in tune" - Hendrix
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:40 pm to Bushmaster
"Son, never pass up an opportunity to shut the frick up."
My dad
My dad
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:41 pm to Hoyt
quote:
“Sometimes, of a spring evening, Papa would hear that distant honking that always makes his scalp tingle, and we would all rush out to see the geese, in lines of hundreds, steer up from the southwest, turn over the barn as over a landmark, and head into the north. Or on autumn nights of sudden cold that set the ewes breeding in the orchard, Papa would call you out of the house to stand with him in the now celebrated pumpkin patch and watch the northern lights flicker in electric clouds on the horizon, mount, die down, fade and mount again till they filled the whole northern sky with ghostly light in motion.
“Thus, as children, you experienced two of the most important things men ever know—the wonder of life and the wonder of the universe, the wonder of life within the wonder of the universe. More importantly, you knew them not from books, not from lectures, but simply from living among them. Most important, you knew them with reverence and awe—that reverence and awe that has died out of the modern world and has been replaced by man’s monkeylike amazement at the cleverness of his own inventive brain…..
“I have great silent thanks to God. For I knew that if, as children, you could thus feel in your souls the reverence and awe for life and the world, which is the ultimate meaning of Beethoven and Shakespeare, as a man and woman you could never be satisfied with less.”
- Excerpt from whittager chambers' Witness
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:42 pm to Bushmaster
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:43 pm to tigerpimpbot
Whenever me and pops were going somewhere and the parking lot was full:
"They must be giving away free pussy in there"
"They must be giving away free pussy in there"
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