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re: What is your new neighbor etiquette?
Posted on 2/15/26 at 12:27 pm to Havoc
Posted on 2/15/26 at 12:27 pm to Havoc
If I am outside, cutting the grass or jogging and I see them out I’ll wave and maybe stop to have a small talk conversation but I’m not gonna go out of my way. Live and let live as they say.
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Posted on 2/15/26 at 12:34 pm to Havoc
Just had this, went over said HI gave them my card with my number and email. told them when trash day is. if they need anything text and left. OH also warned them that are city water is higher then giraffe pussy. be careful watering everyday.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 3:35 pm to Bayou
Northern Az - Prescott
Posted on 2/15/26 at 3:43 pm to Havoc
I never want to talk to neighbors.
I'd prefer never getting the chance to exchange names.
I just don't care about bringing more people into my life. They always introduce some kind of bullshite or drama that doesn't concern me.
I'd prefer never getting the chance to exchange names.
I just don't care about bringing more people into my life. They always introduce some kind of bullshite or drama that doesn't concern me.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 4:16 pm to magildachunks
It seems you have a pretty miserable life.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 4:19 pm to Havoc
My next door neighbors moved in a few months ago.
I have never spoken to them. They wave.
They bought an expensive house. I'm the poorest person on the street by a country mile.
I have never spoken to them. They wave.
They bought an expensive house. I'm the poorest person on the street by a country mile.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 4:20 pm to Maillard
quote:
seems you have a pretty miserable life.
It's actually pretty pleasant because I don't have other people bringing bullshite and drama into it.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 4:21 pm to Havoc
Wait for an opportunity. When you just drop in on someone, you don't know what they have going on at that time. If you see them outside you can go introduce yourself, but people don't go outside like they did in the past..
Posted on 2/15/26 at 4:22 pm to magildachunks
You should buy the house across the street from me.
It's for sale. You can move in and I'll introduce you to my two pit bulls.
It's for sale. You can move in and I'll introduce you to my two pit bulls.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 4:23 pm to Mr Clean
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It's for sale. You can move in and I'll introduce you to my two pit bulls.
I love dogs.
No offense, id rather know the dogs than you.
This post was edited on 2/15/26 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 2/15/26 at 4:37 pm to magildachunks
Growing up there was this man who was known to be "mean". He was also pretty wealthy. He was in a middle class neighborhood, but he dressed nice and had 3 Cadillacs he was always washing. His wife passed before I was old enough to remember her, but I had to sell candy for school or some shite so I went door to door and I went to his house and I asked if he wanted to buy candy and he told me he didn't eat candy.
I told him he could make a donation and he said to me "Here is your lesson of the day. If I don't want to buy candy and just gave you money, what do I get? I said "nothing". He said "Exactly money is used to trade for good and services. You are not offering any goods I want or need or any services so I have no reason to give you money". I told him my teacher told us to remind people they can make a donation and he told me "you should teach your teacher the lesson you just learned". And I thought that was hilarious and ever since I liked that old man. He wasn't mean, he just wasn't giving people shite just for no reason.
For some reason this post made me think of that.
I told him he could make a donation and he said to me "Here is your lesson of the day. If I don't want to buy candy and just gave you money, what do I get? I said "nothing". He said "Exactly money is used to trade for good and services. You are not offering any goods I want or need or any services so I have no reason to give you money". I told him my teacher told us to remind people they can make a donation and he told me "you should teach your teacher the lesson you just learned". And I thought that was hilarious and ever since I liked that old man. He wasn't mean, he just wasn't giving people shite just for no reason.
For some reason this post made me think of that.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 4:42 pm to magildachunks
No offense taken. My dogs are more interesting.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 4:53 pm to Havoc
BBQ
It brings everyong together
Discover their politics, if too liberal AND they won't keep it to themselves then...
Never speak to them again
and you'll get along forever
Works for me and neighbor on my left
It brings everyong together
Discover their politics, if too liberal AND they won't keep it to themselves then...
Never speak to them again
and you'll get along forever
Works for me and neighbor on my left
Posted on 2/15/26 at 5:22 pm to Disco Ball
quote:
BBQ
It brings everyong together
Discover their politics, if too liberal AND they won't keep it to themselves then...
Never speak to them again
and you'll get along forever
Works for me and neighbor on my left
This is why I don't care about meeting my neighbors.
This a-hole invites people over to meet each other for the first time and wants to discuss politics.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 5:30 pm to magildachunks
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This a-hole invites people over to meet each other for the first time and wants to discuss politics.
I'm sorry
You misunerstood my post. Probably my fault because I was posting here and bidding on a Coen Brothers Blu Ray set on eBay.
I NEVER discuss politics or religion with people I will need to deal with on a daily basis...neighbors, co-workers, bar buddies etc...
I meant the neighbors and friends who constantly want to throw their opinions in your face like my nextdoor neighbor to the left.
This post was edited on 2/15/26 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 2/15/26 at 5:34 pm to Havoc
Posted on 2/15/26 at 5:38 pm to Havoc
quote:shite on their front porch. Leave no doubt that you want nothing to do with them.
What is your new neighbor etiquette?
Posted on 2/15/26 at 6:14 pm to Havoc
Mow while open carrying a 1911. If they're the right kind of neighbor, it will spark a conversation at the mailbox. If they're the wrong kind of neighbor, you didn't want to talk to them anyway.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 6:19 pm to Havoc
You should be the first to reach out and welcome them. We've all been in similar situations and were nervous about everything. Knowing you have nice neighbors is a big relief.
Posted on 2/15/26 at 6:53 pm to Havoc
Hire a Private Eye to surveil them. Gather a bunch of info about their schedules. What time do they leave the house for work or school. When do they return. Any dogs or other pets? What kind of home protection system do they have and how to disable it.
Are they illegal aliens? If so, that's an important thing to know. Check out their garbage. You can tell a lot about a family by analyzing their garbage.
Then send them a Christmas card. You can make friends with them now because you have all you need to destroy them.
Are they illegal aliens? If so, that's an important thing to know. Check out their garbage. You can tell a lot about a family by analyzing their garbage.
Then send them a Christmas card. You can make friends with them now because you have all you need to destroy them.
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