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re: What time are we expecting the rapture today?
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:55 am to Corinthians420
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:55 am to Corinthians420
I also thought about that episode of Parks and Rec when I heard this story. 
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Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:57 am to Ace Midnight
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You're free to mock those who believe. Imagine believing in nothing, though. Just imagine that...
I think the OP is specifically mocking this TikTok dude who has predicted that the Rapture will take place on today or tomorrow (Sept. 23/24).
This post was edited on 9/23/25 at 9:59 am
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:58 am to Roll Tide Ravens
quote:Giving OP way too much credit
I don’t think OP is trying to mock the overall belief that Jesus will return.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:59 am to LNCHBOX
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Giving OP way too much credit
Maybe so, I wasn’t paying attention to who the OP is. Still, I think the thread is primarily focused on the TikTok dude.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:59 am to BluegrassBelle
Isn’t the concept of a rapture a relatively recent creation that isn’t really supported by the biblical text anyway?
I guess if it happens today I’ll have to eat some crow here in the post apocalyptic wasteland. Figuratively and literally.
I guess if it happens today I’ll have to eat some crow here in the post apocalyptic wasteland. Figuratively and literally.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:02 am to Corinthians420
My grandfather legitimately believes that he will not die, but will be taken up as part of the rapture.
Like legit gets PISSED when anyone brings up end-of-life/post-death issues to consider because he fully believes humanity won't exist after he's gone.
Like legit gets PISSED when anyone brings up end-of-life/post-death issues to consider because he fully believes humanity won't exist after he's gone.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:04 am to NawlinsTiger9
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Isn’t the concept of a rapture a relatively recent creation that isn’t really supported by the biblical text anyway?
Yes and no.
Like most things in life, there are nuances and interpretations that have to be analyzed.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:09 am to Roll Tide Ravens
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I think the OP is specifically mocking this TikTok dude who has predicted that the Rapture will take place on today or tomorrow (Sept. 23/24
Not allowed on Roger, stout, and LNCHBOX's watch
What a buncha whiny bitches
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:10 am to Corinthians420
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:15 am to JohnnyKilroy
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My grandfather legitimately believes that he will not die, but will be taken up as part of the rapture.
He may believe that, but it's probably not a "legitimate belief."
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:16 am to TBoy
idk what you're trying to say.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:21 am to LNCHBOX
You really do have to try to make everything gay dont you?
We dont wanna hear about your LGBTQ fantasies dude. Go to pornhub or something.
We dont wanna hear about your LGBTQ fantasies dude. Go to pornhub or something.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:22 am to Corinthians420
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You really do have to try to make everything gay dont you?
We dont wanna hear about your LGBTQ fantasies dude. Go to pornhub or something.
Even for the low bar I have for you, this is pretty weak.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:23 am to JohnnyKilroy
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idk what you're trying to say.
He's trying to tell you that even though your grandfather is a staunch believer in something, TBoy doesn't buy it for ... reason..
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:32 am to LNCHBOX
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He's trying to tell you that even though your grandfather is a staunch believer in something, TBoy doesn't buy it for ... reason..
Close. The odds of any presently living person leaving this Earth as a result of the actual rapture are likely the same as for any person who lived in the last 2,000 years.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:34 am to TBoy
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Close. The odds of any presently living person leaving this Earth as a result of the actual rapture are likely the same as for any person who lived in the last 2,000 years.
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He may believe that, but it's probably not a "legitimate belief."
You maybe should have used different words if that was what you were trying to say. Because the words you chose don't mean that.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:35 am to NawlinsTiger9
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Isn’t the concept of a rapture a relatively recent creation that isn’t really supported by the biblical text anyway?
Pretty much. Like in the last hundred years or so, along with all the Dispensationalism.
My bro in law is waaay deep into this stuff. He's had 3-4 of these dates pinned in the last 20 years. Loves numerology in the Bible, thinks everything in the Bible is literal, etc. Btw, those last 2 things are absolutely incongruent. The Hebrew culture holds that numbers have strong symbolic meaning, such as 7, 12, 144K (12x12K), and such.
We've decided to stop talking about it because he knows I think he's an idiot.
This post was edited on 9/23/25 at 11:25 am
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:36 am to Corinthians420
No man knoweth the hour or time
Not even the angels
Not even the angels
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:37 am to LNCHBOX
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You maybe should have used different words if that was what you were trying to say. Because the words you chose don't mean that.
Dude, people have "believed" that they are living in the Biblical end of days since the very creation of the concept of the end of days. It may be a belief but there is nothing to legitimate the belief. That's always been the case. Sorry you have difficulty understanding words.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:39 am to LB84
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Matthew 24:36
The proper reply
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