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re: Why do men age like wine but women age like milk?

Posted on 6/29/16 at 6:30 pm to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 6:30 pm to
You're hanging around the wrong women.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 6:31 pm to
And how much has she paid in plastic surgery?


Yes you can age more gracefully as a woman if you start taking care of your skin while still in your 20s.


But women like Christie.....she has certainly had some help(as well as winning the genetics lottery).
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 6:40 pm to
No doubt. People would be amazed at how much finding a good moisturizer and staying away from a tanning bed will slow down how you look age-wise.
Posted by AZBadgerFan
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since May 2013
1858 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 6:41 pm to
Someone once said "When men get older they look like Sean Connery. When women get older they look like Sean Connery." Here in Arizona women who have exposed themselves to the sun for years end up looking like a well-worn catchers mitt.
Posted by dmjones
Acworth, GA
Member since Mar 2016
2303 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 6:54 pm to
This is a 62 year old.



This is a 50 year old.



You gay, son?
Posted by Chris Warner
Perdido Bay
Member since Jan 2009
5575 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:17 pm to
This is one of the enduring mysteries...

I was reading Psych Today five years ago.
I was 41, riding a stationary bike at the Y.

Came across an article that stated that women
mature on average at 21 and that men mature
on average at 43.

This was news to me. Particularly, because
according to the article I was still "immature."

Having matured now I must say that nature plays a
cruel trick on men. However, it is a plus that we
age more gracefully.

Younger women find us attractive.
Posted by TigerBait1971
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:19 pm to
I know your wife Chris. Does she know you think nature is playing a cruel trick?
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

I know your wife Chris. Does she know you think nature is playing a cruel trick


I wish you all the downvotes, even in real life.
Posted by TigerBait1971
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Member since Oct 2014
16231 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

I wish you all the downvotes, even in real life


It was a joke, retard. I have no idea who Chris Warner is in real life, except his name is Chris Warner....allegedly.

Killjoy. :/
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:49 pm to
Is is because they go through puberty before guys then endure childbirth when they approach that next stage.
Posted by Jtigers99
Holly Beach, USA
Member since Dec 2014
1841 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:54 pm to
It looks like a lot of posters' 30 something year old wife reads their Tigerdroppings posts.

"What are you talking about you idiot gay? Love you honey"
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
80181 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 9:01 pm to
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looks like a lot of posters' 30 something year old wife reads their Tigerdroppings posts.


I know women in their 40s who are still hot.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
80181 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 9:02 pm to
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I have no idea who Chris Warner is in real life, except his name is Chris Warner....allegedly.


Might be. There was a Chris Warner who wrote a book about tailgating.
Posted by FootballNostradamus
Member since Nov 2009
20509 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 9:05 pm to
Gotta love the OT alphas going nuts on this thread. It's universally accepted that men age better. Hell someone like George Clooney was borderline a goober when he was younger and now he's a stud.

It is kinda weird. Get em while they're young and enjoy it before you pass them up.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20756 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 9:28 pm to
quote:


Yes you can age more gracefully as a woman if you start taking care of your skin while still in your 20s.



Same for a man. Sunscreen is important. The moisturizer thread should be seen as a PSA for guys getting older - as in no longer a teenager older.
Posted by RegisteredPharmacist
Member since Apr 2016
830 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 9:36 pm to
I've got a question. How much would smoking about 7 Parliament 100's a day effect a male's facial aging after 15 years of it?

I know that if you smoke like a pack a day for a long time it can make your face appear older. But what about just 7 a day.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60856 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 9:44 pm to
You should be well on your way to those smoker's creases around your top lip.

Next will come a smoked curing of your soon to be turkey neck, jowl's and face. Then the smoker's crease around your lower lip.

Finally you'll develop COPD and die alone of self-induced suffocation.

Enjoy.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 10:53 pm to
The ageing is dramatically faster with women who smoke. I can pick out a smoker a mile away. They tend to wear caked-on makeup.
Posted by PeteRose
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 11:01 pm to
Those are exceptions as appose to the rule.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104779 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 11:14 pm to
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