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re: You got any Old Guy Sayings?
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:10 pm to BuddyRoeaux
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:10 pm to BuddyRoeaux
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Can’t make Chicken salad outta chicken shite.
….or a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
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Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:12 pm to Screaming Viking
Happy as a fig in a shower of purses
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:13 pm to LSUGolfman
Tough titties for the kitty but the milk kept pouring
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:14 pm to BlastOff
All hat, no cattle
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:15 pm to upgrayedd
quote:Now all you need is somebody to write to..
....put some lead in your pencil.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:17 pm to tonydtigr
quote:
In December.
In Siberia.
He/she is too lazy to fart.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:17 pm to BlastOff
I'm gonna have to piss or start crying.
Hot (or cold) as balls
Hot (or cold) as balls
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:18 pm to BlastOff
“Don’t let the doorknob hit ya
Where the good Lord split ya”
Where the good Lord split ya”
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:18 pm to BlastOff
“ Like Sherman through Georgia” in reference to a fellow that burned through a bunch of money. “ She’s uglier than an empty glass of buttermilk “ in reference to an unattractive woman.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:19 pm to Sweltering Chill
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:20 pm to Sweltering Chill
Raining harder than a two cüunted cow pissing on a flat rock
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:20 pm to K E V 8 4
It means that something is so obvious, anyone should be able to see it. Even Ray Charles could see it and hes blind. Not as funny when you have to explain it 
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:21 pm to BlastOff
"That kid's dumber than a sack of hammers"
"It's hotter than Jack Dammit out here"
Borrowed from Gomer Pyle: "You can attract more flies with honey than vinegar...but nothing works like a dead squirrel"
ETA...obligatory..."even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then"
"It's hotter than Jack Dammit out here"
Borrowed from Gomer Pyle: "You can attract more flies with honey than vinegar...but nothing works like a dead squirrel"
ETA...obligatory..."even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then"
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:27 pm to madmaxvol
Goofier than a two peckered Tom cat
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:31 pm to Hogwarts
“You are cruising for a bruising.”
“You’re lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon wheel rut.”
“You’re about as useful as tits on a bull.”
“She was crazier than a ****house rat.”
“She was sweatin’ like a whore in church.”
... these might actually be more rural/country sayings as opposed to old guy sayings.
“You’re lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon wheel rut.”
“You’re about as useful as tits on a bull.”
“She was crazier than a ****house rat.”
“She was sweatin’ like a whore in church.”
... these might actually be more rural/country sayings as opposed to old guy sayings.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:48 pm to BlastOff
Heard this about the locals in the South from several old Yankees who had to move down here when NASA first started the Apollo Program:
“Southern folks will shite the bed and are too lazy to kick the turd out.”
Once I went to the “right” neighborhoods up North & out West, I got their point.
“Southern folks will shite the bed and are too lazy to kick the turd out.”
Once I went to the “right” neighborhoods up North & out West, I got their point.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:51 pm to BlastOff
He don't know "come here" from "sic em"
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:51 pm to Spaceman Spiff
quote:
quote:
It's as cold as a witch's titty
you forgot "in a brass bra"
You forgot "doing pushups in the snow"
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:55 pm to chryso
When its cold and windy:
"Ain't nothin' between here and the North Pole but 2 bobbed wire fences and one of 'ums down"
"Ain't nothin' between here and the North Pole but 2 bobbed wire fences and one of 'ums down"
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 9/24/19 at 12:56 pm to BlastOff
my dad always has to comment when you're driving and hit a pothole. He was driving the other day and was hitting every pot hole. When I complained about it he said "shitttttt you couldn't miss those holes with a wheelbarrow"
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