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Farewell to an old, reliable, intangible object.
Posted on 7/7/24 at 6:34 pm
Posted on 7/7/24 at 6:34 pm
You were a great pair of jeans. You only had three belt loops that were still attached, you had long been demoted from every day wear to grass cutting and painting. But dammit, I loved you. Unfortunately, crotch blowouts are a terminal diagnosis. Alas, my jeans.
I salute your life with a double Maker’s and Coke.
I salute your life with a double Maker’s and Coke.
This post was edited on 7/7/24 at 7:38 pm
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Posted on 7/7/24 at 6:36 pm to alajones
You should have sold them to somebody in Japan for twice what you paid for them.
Posted on 7/7/24 at 6:41 pm to alajones
Rip old friend. Losing a pair of properly worn in jeans is worthy of a double makers salute.
Posted on 7/7/24 at 6:54 pm to alajones
Couldn't fix the hole with zip ties and turn them in to mowing jorts?
ETA: A few years ago I turned a pair in to jorts and I had my wife sew them up at each end with a lil hole. Poured sand in and sewed it shut. I use them to sight in/check my rifles now.
ETA: A few years ago I turned a pair in to jorts and I had my wife sew them up at each end with a lil hole. Poured sand in and sewed it shut. I use them to sight in/check my rifles now.
This post was edited on 7/8/24 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 7/7/24 at 7:26 pm to alajones
That's just a breezeway for a hot day.
Posted on 7/7/24 at 7:32 pm to alajones
This is a quality post. This is why I come here. 
Posted on 7/7/24 at 7:42 pm to Tangineck
quote:
Losing a pair of properly worn in jeans is worthy of a double makers salute.
Solid tribute indeed.
Posted on 7/7/24 at 7:50 pm to alajones
quote:
intangible
unable to be touched or grasped; not having physical presence.
Maybe you were thinking of inanimate?
Posted on 7/7/24 at 7:58 pm to Twenty 49
Don’t bother that baw with details when he is reminiscing.
Posted on 7/7/24 at 8:10 pm to Twenty 49
quote:Yes, then I just decided to leave it after I realized my typo. I thought it still appropriate.
Maybe you were thinking of inanimate?
This post was edited on 7/7/24 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 7/7/24 at 8:51 pm to alajones
Well done sir. A great piece of clothing or shoes deserves a Viking funeral.
Posted on 7/7/24 at 9:06 pm to alajones
Viking funeral and you could have extended the usefulness by making rags or otherwise repurposing the denim.
Regardless, here's to jeans that appeared to have a great life.
Regardless, here's to jeans that appeared to have a great life.
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