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re: AOC...how does one stop a cow from farting?....
Posted on 2/8/19 at 7:18 am to Tigahs24Seven
Posted on 2/8/19 at 7:18 am to Tigahs24Seven
quote:
This crap sounds like the delusional rantings of a progressive waitress ...
FIFY
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Posted on 2/8/19 at 7:32 am to Tigahs24Seven
Cow Flatulence Monitors (CFM) baw. In fact I heard from reliable sources AOC's plan involves hiring millions of CFM's. I'm talking a whole new bureaucracy separate from the USDA. These CFM's will travel in government supplied vehicles to the various farming areas testing the air for evidence of cows farting en masse. It's all very scientific you know. Then when CFM's find evidence of excessive cow farting (say on a particular farm) they will issue a citation to the farmer giving him 30 days to curb the cow farting. If the offending farm(s) fails to suppress cow farting within the 30 days the government has the right to confiscate the cows.
You heard it first here folks.
Oopps! I just farted.
You heard it first here folks.
Oopps! I just farted.
This post was edited on 2/8/19 at 7:34 am
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:27 am to Tigahs24Seven
this wasn't her for real proposal this was just what she quickly jotted down in her hello kitty diary with her favorite fuzzy pen.
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:30 am to Tigahs24Seven
First thought...use AOC/delusional Progs as plugs. I'm hopeless. Thank you Jesus.
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:36 am to Tigahs24Seven
quote:
...how does one stop a cow from farting?
Cowtalytic converter.
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:37 am to TerryDawg03
quote:
Cowtalytic converter.
Get. Out.
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:38 am to Tigahs24Seven
quote:You extinct the frickers.
AOC...how does one stop a cow from farting?....
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:40 am to TerryDawg03
quote:
Cowtalytic converter.
Nah.. Attach a spark generator just behind their arse and trigger it every time they fart.
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:41 am to Tigahs24Seven
I have never supported the climate chage arguement but there is one thing to note here. AOC is the first person to actually enumerate the drastic measures it would take our society to make even a blip in CO2 levels. When the mainstream public sees that they would have to forego every modern convenience known to man then they will walk away from it. Hell, raise gas prices back to $3 a gallon and see what happens...
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:41 am to Tigahs24Seven
Looking forward to see her run for higher office
2021 NYC mayor or 2024 Dem nomination
2021 NYC mayor or 2024 Dem nomination
Posted on 2/8/19 at 8:49 am to GetmorewithLes
Just a thought...
How stupid are the people that elected AOC?
And a follow-up...
Are they too stupid not to send her back to the bar?
What an embarrassment to Congress.
How stupid are the people that elected AOC?
And a follow-up...
Are they too stupid not to send her back to the bar?
What an embarrassment to Congress.
Posted on 2/8/19 at 9:09 am to dolamite
Well, she does think Native Americans and Mexicans are one.
Posted on 2/8/19 at 9:17 am to Smeg
quote:
You're too worried about being factually correct than morally right.
You can be both. Capitalism is better than socialism at bringing people out of poverty. If that isn’t morally right and factually correct, I don’t know what is.
Posted on 2/8/19 at 9:19 am to dantes69
Get a lot of wood, start a big fire, slaughter the cow and then grill it.....invite some friends over, maybe some beer or red wine.....top it with sauteed mushrooms and some roasted potatoes.
very effective
very effective
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