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re: Catholic Leaders Demand ‘SNL’ Apologize For “Alarming” Pete Davidson Sex Abuse Joke
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:45 pm to CptBengal
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:45 pm to CptBengal
A little education on black masses. They were a little pomp and ceremony put on by shysters and murderers.
Basically a priest looking to make some more coin would blackmail or be hired by a local "witch" or alchemist who was helping people poison others.
Then the priest would join in to authenticate and "bless" the product so the client knew they were getting the real deal.
For a mass to be Black it just needs to be a parody or heretical. No babies need to be sacrificed. No virgins deflowered etc etc.
Even the below is probably embellished for the court. There's claims of babies being found in a mass grave which apparently aren't supported by the French records of the investigation.
Affaire des Poisons
It's a colorful history if you look into it. But the reality of Satanists involved is a bit off. Mostly just people who wanted make fun of the church, blasphemy, or sell poison.
Basically a priest looking to make some more coin would blackmail or be hired by a local "witch" or alchemist who was helping people poison others.
Then the priest would join in to authenticate and "bless" the product so the client knew they were getting the real deal.
For a mass to be Black it just needs to be a parody or heretical. No babies need to be sacrificed. No virgins deflowered etc etc.
Even the below is probably embellished for the court. There's claims of babies being found in a mass grave which apparently aren't supported by the French records of the investigation.
Affaire des Poisons
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The most famous case was that of midwife Catherine Deshayes Monvoisin or La Voisin, who was arrested in 1679 after she was incriminated by the poisoner Marie Bosse. La Voisin implicated a number of important individuals in the French court. These included Olympia Mancini, the Countess of Soissons, her sister the Duchess of Bouillon, François Henri de Montmorency, Duke of Luxembourg and, most importantly, the king's mistress, Madame de Montespan.
Questioned while intoxicated,[1] La Voisin claimed that Montespan had bought aphrodisiacs and performed black masseswith her in order to gain and keep the king's favor over rival lovers. She had worked with a priest named Étienne Guibourg.
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. Montague Summers gives an account of one such ritual:[2]
A long black velvet pall was spread over the altar, and upon this the royal mistress laid herself in a state of perfect nudity. Six black candles were lit, the celebrant robed himself in a chasuble embroidered with esoteric characters wrought in silver, the gold paten and chalice were placed upon the naked belly of the living altar [...] All was silent save for the low monotonous murmur of the blasphemous liturgy [...] An assistant crept forward bearing an infant in her arms. The child was held over the altar, a sharp gash across the neck, a stifled cry, and warm drops fell into the chalice and streamed upon the white figure beneath. The corpse was handed to la Voisin, who flung it callously into an oven fashioned for that purpose which glowed white-hot in its fierceness.
Summers provides a further account of the incantation used by Guibourg himself:[2]
Astaroth, Asmodeus, princes of friendship and love, I invoke you to accept the sacrifice, this child that I offer you, for the things I ask of you. They are that the friendship and love of the King and the Dauphin may be assured to me, that I may be honoured by all the princes and princesses of the Court, that the King deny me nothing I ask whether it be for my relatives or for any of my household.
It's a colorful history if you look into it. But the reality of Satanists involved is a bit off. Mostly just people who wanted make fun of the church, blasphemy, or sell poison.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:47 pm to gillian
Oh, goodness, never let anything, I mean almost anything. A comedian says, upset you. By definition, it’s not serious.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:53 pm to L.A.
quote:First off, NO!
Catholic Leaders Demand ‘SNL’ Apologize For “Alarming” Pete Davidson Sex Abuse Joke
Catholic ""Leaders"" deserve that and much much more.
The Church has been atrocious in its handling of its own excrement.
But is there ANYone who found that SNL piece funny? . . . . . at all?
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:54 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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It’s a poor analogy because it compares the actual perpetrator to an organization.
Comparing RK to an actual molesting priest makes more sense.
Individual priests raped kids but the church covered it up. Is one that much worse than the other?
We will make no distinction between the terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbour them. George W. Bush
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:00 pm to JuiceTerry
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You don't know what the frick you're talking about, clown. Sorry about the state of your fricked up church.
But muh muslims
I know exactly what I’m talking about. You bring up old shite about Christianity as some kind of moral dog whistle yet the religion that does way worse shite today you conveniently turn a blind eye and say “hey, let’s vote for the politician that’ll give us some more of THAT!”
But yea muh Catholicism
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:05 pm to L.A.
I'm with Davidson. What RKelly did is fricked up but what they Catholic Church has been covering up for so long is 100x worse.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:08 pm to GeauxLSUGeaux
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the religion that does way worse shite today you conveniently turn a blind eye and say “hey, let’s vote for the politician that’ll give us some more of THAT!”
I can't stand hard-line social and/or religious conservative movements of any kind
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:16 pm to JuiceTerry
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can't stand hard-line social and/or religious conservative movements of any kind
LMAO most social issue hard liners come from the left side of the aisle. And I hate to tell you, the religion democrats are in love with (Islam) makes diddling little boys seem like a stroll through the park. Slavery, pedophilia, capital punishment for gays, incest, the outright subjugation of women, you know, all of the old shite Christianity gets shite on for, Islam still does to this day. Doesn’t excuse what Catholicism has done. Just quit acting like you’re morally superior.
This post was edited on 3/12/19 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:16 pm to VOR
quote:I think that used to be true, but I don't think it's true now. I think there are people on the Left who are more influenced by comedians and other celebrities than they are by, say, politicians or journalists.
never let anything, I mean almost anything. A comedian says, upset you. By definition, it’s not serious.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:26 pm to L.A.
I guess if you like James Brown who is a wife beating rapist, It's really no different than supporting Islam.
How would that one fly on SNL?
How would that one fly on SNL?
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:38 pm to GeauxLSUGeaux
quote:You're not educating anybody, and none of that has anything to do with me, besides the fact that you listed several reasons I'm against such a conservative religious dogma and presence
the religion democrats are in love with (Islam) makes diddling little boys seem like a stroll through the park. Slavery, pedophilia, capital punishment for gays, incest, the outright subjugation of women, you know, all of the old shite Christianity gets shite on for, Islam still does to this day.
quote:Nope, just a cheap deflection
Doesn’t excuse what Catholicism has done
quote:I was only telling the catholic that that's exactly what they were doing before you went off half-cocked
Just quit acting like you’re morally superior.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:39 pm to gillian
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gillian
Please don’t try to excuse the ghoulish machinery of the international child rape cabal
Posted on 3/12/19 at 6:12 pm to CptBengal
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fun fact, satanists have been looking to run a true black mass for decades...and only the Pope is actually capable of running a black mass.
I would love to see the website/youtube channel where you learned this fun fact.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 6:18 pm to L.A.
Yeah well I’m demanding Catholic leaders to stop protecting sexual deviants.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 6:21 pm to JuiceTerry
quote:
was only telling the catholic that that's exactly what they were doing before you went off half-cocked
And I was merely pointing out your hypocrisy.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 6:25 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
quote:
It’s a poor analogy because it compares the actual perpetrator to an organization.
Comparing RK to an actual molesting priest makes more sense
True. But he had to hang it on just one guy. A better comparison would have been the Catholic Church to Hollywood/the entertainment industry in general, but that would have opened up SNL to scrunity from the shot callers behind the scenes. R Kelly was the easy target.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 6:30 pm to GeauxLSUGeaux
quote:By using an absolutely false pretense
And I was merely pointing out your hypocrisy.
That's not how it works
Posted on 3/12/19 at 6:39 pm to JuiceTerry
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By using an absolutely false pretense
False pretense?
“Ya’ll used to burn people at the stake”
I didn’t do shite. That’s a false pretense. Many people did many fricked up things in human history. Christianity at least had a reformation. You’re on here all the time defending Islam because of party politics, which makes you a hypocritical partisan hack.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 6:44 pm to GeauxLSUGeaux
quote:This is your false pretense
You’re on here all the time defending Islam
It's literally untrue and kills any point you were trying to clumsily make
Good day, sir
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