Domain: tiger-web1.srvr.media3.us Landon Donovan has gone full cuck | Page 3 | Soccer Board
Started By
Message

re: Landon Donovan has gone full cuck

Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:27 pm to
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:27 pm to
I can't defend this. It broke my heart.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:34 pm to
I feel like dempsey wouldn’t do this
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
71614 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

Look around our country, are you happy with how we are treating Mexicans?


I’ve worked in Hospitals in California and south Florida. I’ve seen hundreds of non US citizens who came to this country illegally get world class health care that they’re not going to pay a penny for. I’ve also seen a few of them get pissed off afterwards when I couldn’t speak fluent Spanish to them while performing their therapy.

There are assholes in every culture Landon....have some godamn perspective you pussy.

Craigbro can you swing past west palm beach on the way, I’m 5 in and it ain’t Dos Equis.
This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 8:43 pm
Posted by BraveTiger225
Atlanta, GA
Member since May 2008
17662 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 8:44 pm to
Boca made me tear up. One word. So much power. True Fulham baw.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
79786 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:09 pm to
I miss the cocky Landon that would piss on Mexico's field, that would score goals and point to himself yelling "me".

I hate this new age Landon that "wants to be Mexican" and names his son "Talon".


Where my country gone?
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25430 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

I can't defend this. It broke my heart


Yeah this one's hard to swallow
Posted by joey barton
Member since Feb 2011
11468 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:28 pm to
Landon has always been fricking weird. Probably the softest dude to ever throw up a throat slit celebration. Will probably just take 90 percent of what he says in retirement with a Pele sized grain of salt
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
79786 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:35 pm to
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:41 pm to
He may have been a decent soccer player at one time but he has always been, and will always be, a gigantic pussy.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
79786 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

has always been, and will always be, a gigantic pussy.


Except he hasn't, especially when it came to antagonizing Mexico. This dude openly trolled El Tri when he was at the height of his powers.



quote:

"No matter how many time you beat them it's always 'whose the best team in CONCACAF'. Why don't you look at the results? It's pretty clear. That's why they're talking and say what they do, because they can't do it on the field. That bothers them. That being said, all it takes is one result and they're going to run their mouths until the cows come home."
-- Landon Donovan
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16355 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:47 pm to
quote:

I feel like dempsey wouldn’t do this


Not a fricking chance. Dempsey, unlike Landon, isn't a pussy. If Landon got robbed in a dark alley, he'd give up everything he had and run away crying. If Deuce got robbed in a dark alley, he'd punch the thief in the throat, take his wallet instead and drop all the cash at a strip club.
This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 11:48 pm
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
79786 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:48 pm to
quote:

he'd punch the thief in the throat and take his wallet instead.



Nah, deuce would try to fight, get his arse kicked because he has the upper body of a 12 year old and then write a rap about it.
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45303 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 12:12 am to
quote:

Craigbro can you swing past west palm beach on the way, I’m 5 in and it ain’t Dos Equis.


I got you bruh.
Posted by Ford Frenzy
337 posts
Member since Aug 2010
6879 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 2:34 am to
quote:

He may have been a decent soccer player at one time but he has always been, and will always be, a gigantic pussy.
he could be worse, at least he is a productive member of society that pays taxes
Posted by SirWinston
Kid Rock sucks
Member since Jul 2014
103603 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 2:45 am to
quote:

Nah, deuce would try to fight, get his arse kicked because he has the upper body of a 12 year old and then write a rap about it.


Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21618 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 7:16 am to
Well, LD's crying breakdown after US - Algeria is much easier to understand now.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7394 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 7:18 am to
Wasn't Donovan suppose to be a third man in the booth with Strong and Stu at the World Cup? Guess that was derailed when we didn't qualify. Or they realized he sucked at commentary when we did some of our games in 2017.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 7:21 am to
Cobi Jones
@cobijones

Nah man!!!
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7394 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 7:30 am to
To get this back on top, if you want to know more about Landon Donovan, here is a great write up from Grantland back in 2013 that tries to go into the psyche of Landon Donovan. Guy is just different from other superstars, and maybe that's why I've always liked the guy.

LINK

edit: Thought I was posting this on the LD thread over on the more sports board.

This post was edited on 6/17/18 at 7:32 am
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80143 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:56 am to
quote:

So I guess this means Landon *liked* having Mexican fans launch their urine at him?

I mean, some people are into that...


SEC expansion to Mexico to be announced shortly....
first pageprev pagePage 3 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram