Domain: tiger-web1.srvr.media3.us Shannon Sharpe Refuses To Sleep At Women's Houses

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Shannon Sharpe, the legendary NFL tight end turned ESPN personality, admitted on the “Funky Friday”
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Legendary NFL tight end turned ESPN personality, Shannon Sharpe, admitted on the “Funky Friday” podcast that he refuses to sleep over at women's homes...
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“Cam, something told, ‘Boy, keep your clothes on.’ So, I got on shorts and I got on a T-shirt,” Sharpe explained. “Man, have you ever had sleep paralysis? You can hear things, but you can’t move … . I can hear, and it’s getting louder, it’s getting louder, and they’re arguing. So, by this time – boom! The door flies off the hinges. … So, I’m jumping up like, ‘Hey what’s up, boy, what’s it about to be?’ I said, ‘Oh lord, he’s got some bodies on his resume.’ Yeah, I’m talking about those kind of bodies.’

“I’m saying to myself, ‘Me, too.’ Cam, man, I put my shoes on and booked it out of there."

“I set my stuff down. And I’m looking at the door handle, it’s turning. … Dude come in. He got that [AK-47]. Oh lord, have mercy. I said, ‘Lord.’ And he look at me, and he said, ‘My man.’ I said, ‘Yeah.’ He’s about to ask me if I’m Sharpe. I said, ‘Yeah.’ He said, ‘I thought so.’ I said, ‘My man, is this your people?’ He said, ‘Yeah. Two years,’” Sharpe said.

(The Spun)

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captainFid20 months
WTF did I just read?
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Nado Jenkins8320 months
I took it as he was playing Jody and got a AK pulled on him while in bed.

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Tshiz20 months
English motherfricker
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crimsonsaint20 months
Nowhere in that incoherent bs does he say anything about sleeping at women’s houses.
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cwil17720 months
I feel like I just had a stroke trying to read this.
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CrystalPreserves20 months
I can’t understand the lingo, and I’m fluent as hell in jive.
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blueboxer111920 months
Well he’s gay so….
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Zzyzx20 months
Yikes. This is practically indecipherable. My guess is he slept with a woman, that was married, the husband came home with an AK47 to shoot him but then recognized it was Shannon Sharpe and was cool with it.... that’s what I got?
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AtlantaLSUfan20 months
Is that English?
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SuperOcean20 months
I have an easier time understanding what a QB means when he calls a play than what was said above
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POTUS202420 months
I don't understand what this means.
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Jwils20 months
Jive.
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English. Any of that in there?
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HoustonGumbeauxGuy20 months
He loves cock, so this comes as no surprise
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Clark1420 months
Shannon is as Sharp as a rat turd with this statement. I have no idea what this dude is talking about.
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cajunmud20 months
I guess you had to be there...say what?
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TigerCoon20 months
I'm gonna need subtitles
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CanebreakCajun20 months
This is like reading ancient Samaritan. I have no idea what he said but I know he defiles English daily.
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Tasseo20 months
No frocking clue what I just read. Wow
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KingOfTheWorld20 months
Jive talking, you’re telling me lies…????
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MrKnowItAll20 months
I'm confused... did the women invite him to sleep over or is he uninvited?
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