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Finally watched Furiosa
Posted on 8/18/24 at 7:55 pm
Posted on 8/18/24 at 7:55 pm
Now that it's on HBO.
Holy shite, that was dumb. It was just one dumb lesbian fantasy after another. I don't even know where to begin. I wanted to bail while Hemsworth was getting manhandled by a skinny one-armed chick, but thankfully I stuck around long enough to see Furiosa plant a tree on his dick.
Basically every movie that comes out now is Penis Envy: The Movie parts 1, 2, 3, etc. Sad.
The real masterpiece, though, is the fake arm. That thing is a marvel of technology. And it's got a little motor on it, too. Somewhere.
Thanks, M/TV board. You've saved me money once again.
Holy shite, that was dumb. It was just one dumb lesbian fantasy after another. I don't even know where to begin. I wanted to bail while Hemsworth was getting manhandled by a skinny one-armed chick, but thankfully I stuck around long enough to see Furiosa plant a tree on his dick.
Basically every movie that comes out now is Penis Envy: The Movie parts 1, 2, 3, etc. Sad. The real masterpiece, though, is the fake arm. That thing is a marvel of technology. And it's got a little motor on it, too. Somewhere.
Thanks, M/TV board. You've saved me money once again.
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Posted on 8/18/24 at 8:19 pm to blueboy
I’m pretty sure George Miller didn’t give a thought to penis envy.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 8:31 pm to blueboy
Gave it 15 minutes then turned it off.
Okay I’m willing to give it another shot.
quote:
lesbian fantasy after another
Okay I’m willing to give it another shot.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 8:43 pm to NotoriousFSU
quote:
Gave it 15 minutes then turned it off.
I gave it 30 minutes and turned it off. I'm not finishing it.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 8:47 pm to blueboy
quote:
was just one dumb lesbian fantasy after another. I
God I swear some of yall just be making shite up to be angry about
Posted on 8/18/24 at 8:48 pm to VOR
quote:Don't be. He's a 'male feminist.'
I’m pretty sure George Miller. . .
I liked the last one. It was full of feminist messaging, but managed not to be completely absurd. Anyway, the messaging is the least if this movie's problems. I think the arm motor was the full-retard crescendo and why I nearly bailed.
BTW, it's impossible to ride a motorbike with one hand.
SRY, didn't notice the other thread.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 8:49 pm to dawgfan24348
quote:She plants a tree on his dick, dude.
God I swear some of yall just be making shite up to be angry about
Posted on 8/18/24 at 9:13 pm to blueboy
wtf? I watched it this weekend with no prior knowledge. It was fun.
Just sit down, watch people kill each other, and stop trying to figure out the deeper meaning.
Just sit down, watch people kill each other, and stop trying to figure out the deeper meaning.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 9:25 pm to blueboy
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think the arm motor was the full-retard crescendo and why I nearly bailed
You were watching this movie for its realism? You went into this movie expecting realism and got all the way to the part where she loses her arm (which if you saw Fury Road, you knew that was coming), and that's where you drew the line? Cmon man.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 9:47 pm to blueboy
Yep, kept seeing that it was a good movie so I gave it a shot and it’s not good.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 9:50 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
quote:False premise. Try again.
You went into this movie expecting realism
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:13 pm to blueboy
Ok i'll bite. If you werent expecting realism, then why do you have a problem with this chick having a mechanical arm?
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:21 pm to blueboy
Because he was a pretty shitty person but sure that equates to lesbian fantasy
I’d ask if you ever actually met one but I know you probably avoid anyone different from you like it’s 1350 England
I’d ask if you ever actually met one but I know you probably avoid anyone different from you like it’s 1350 England
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:26 pm to SECSolomonGrundy
I’ll bet dollars to doughnuts OP has never seen Mad Max or Alien.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:28 pm to dawgfan24348
quote:Oh look. It's the same posters over and over again.
dawgfan24348
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:32 pm to blueboy
Perfectly fine to have problems with the movie I had problems with the pacing as well as some not so great CGI. But when you start off with dumbass comments like “lesbian fantasy” you lose me. But I know hating gay people is one of your past times on here so not surprised you’re agreeing with it
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:35 pm to kciDAtaE
OP probably didn’t even actually watch it considering he said he watched until he walked out during the tree growing through Dementus’ body which if he actually watched it was pretty much at the end of the movie. More than likely he watched an incel video bitching about some poorly worded synopsis of the movie itself
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:37 pm to dawgfan24348
Posted on 8/18/24 at 10:59 pm to blueboy
I don't agree with most of your criticism.
Her two closest relationships in the movie were with her mother and a man. That doesn't seem like a "lesbian fantasy" to me.
She didn't really manhandle him, he gave himself up when he realized that was his only way of surviving. She couldn't even hurt him when she was punching him.
As far as planting a tree on his dick, maybe that's the proper interpretation, or maybe that was the only place to have a tree grow through his body and maintain some realism and have him survive a tree growing through his body.
The arm also seemed reasonable considering the entire movie (and Fury Road for that matter). A tree growing through a still alive man, a band following a convoy to provide a soundtrack, war boys on pole vaults, raiders parasailing throwing exploding spears... The entire franchise isn't meant to be taken that seriously. As long as the unrealistic is believable within the universe that's been created, it works. A robotic arm is believable within that universe.
Her two closest relationships in the movie were with her mother and a man. That doesn't seem like a "lesbian fantasy" to me.
She didn't really manhandle him, he gave himself up when he realized that was his only way of surviving. She couldn't even hurt him when she was punching him.
As far as planting a tree on his dick, maybe that's the proper interpretation, or maybe that was the only place to have a tree grow through his body and maintain some realism and have him survive a tree growing through his body.
The arm also seemed reasonable considering the entire movie (and Fury Road for that matter). A tree growing through a still alive man, a band following a convoy to provide a soundtrack, war boys on pole vaults, raiders parasailing throwing exploding spears... The entire franchise isn't meant to be taken that seriously. As long as the unrealistic is believable within the universe that's been created, it works. A robotic arm is believable within that universe.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 11:17 pm to blueboy
Yeah, I watched it this weekend. It was fairly dull.
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