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Mermaid sighted in Union Parish
Posted on 1/10/26 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 1/10/26 at 5:08 pm
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A Union Parish Sheriff’s Office press release entitled “Mermaid Mayhem” recounts the arrest of a Marion woman who was “trying to be a mermaid” while swimming nude in a neighbor’s pond.
Erin Elizabeth Sutton, 41, was arrested Tuesday on several charges stemming from an November incident in the Linville community in northeast Union Parish.
In November, deputies from the UPSO were called to a residence regarding a trespassing complaint. The caller reported a neighbor had been previously told not to trespass on the caller’s property was standing in their driveway screaming,
When a patrol deputy arrived, Sutton was found swimming nude in the caller’s pond. Sutton, initially refused to exit the pond and speak to the deputy, stating she was “trying to be a mermaid.” After several commands, Sutton finally exited the pond.
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Due to cold temperatures, emergency medical services came to the scene to evaluate Sutton. A blanket was provided and as the deputy attempted to have Sutton step inside a residence to warm up, Sutton suddenly charged at the deputy. Despite several commands, Sutton refused to comply, and the deputy deployed a Taser which had no effect. Sutton was taken to the ground, where she continued to resist detention and began kicking and punching the deputy.
Sutton was finally restrained and EMS services arrived to transport her to the hospital for further treatment. During transport, Sutton threatened to kill deputies and paramedics.
Due to Sutton requiring medical treatment, deputies sought warrants for her arrest at a later time. On January 6, Sutton surrendered herself to deputies at UPSO. Sutton was arrested and booked for three counts of resisting an officer with force or violence, two counts of public intimidation, two counts of battery of a police officer, disturbing the peace, and criminal trespass.
Sutton’s bail was set at $62,000.
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Posted on 1/10/26 at 5:08 pm to Jim Rockford
damn baw, really?
ETA: but were her fins to the left?
ETA: but were her fins to the left?
This post was edited on 1/10/26 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 1/10/26 at 5:10 pm to Jim Rockford
Smells fishy.
This post was edited on 1/10/26 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 1/10/26 at 5:15 pm to Jim Rockford
If I hooked her, I’d throw her back.
Posted on 1/10/26 at 5:19 pm to holdmuh keystonelite
Bet there was an oil slick on the pool
Posted on 1/10/26 at 7:28 pm to Jim Rockford
Not fixable.
Posted on 1/10/26 at 7:33 pm to Jim Rockford
Catch n release.
Posted on 1/10/26 at 7:54 pm to Jim Rockford
Carp
Not mermaid.
Not mermaid.
Posted on 1/10/26 at 8:11 pm to Jim Rockford
I bet she used to do the same thing 20 years ago and it got her laid. That's probably all she was trying to do. In her mind, the deputy she charged must have been gay not to take her on. What's a girl got to do to get laid in Linville?
Posted on 1/10/26 at 9:33 pm to Jim Rockford
One of the few times I did acid, I though my hands were fire. Like I could go around and set everything on fire but the fire kept going out. I'd light something, the fire would start to get big then die out
Posted on 1/11/26 at 12:08 am to Jim Rockford
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