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My 4yr old son pulled the ole okie doke at school and got in trouble.
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:11 pm
He is 4. On Fridays he goes to another school because his primary school is M-TH.
He convinced all the kids in the class to hide from the teacher.
He then waits for teacher to return.
Slides out the class, turns out the light, locks the door and yells "See you later, Losers!"
He made his way to the playground. Teacher was big mad.
I laughed when I was told. I said call his mom if you want this stuff taken seriously.
Maybe I'm a bad parent but he is 4. It's kind of funny.
He convinced all the kids in the class to hide from the teacher.
He then waits for teacher to return.
Slides out the class, turns out the light, locks the door and yells "See you later, Losers!"
He made his way to the playground. Teacher was big mad.
I laughed when I was told. I said call his mom if you want this stuff taken seriously.
Maybe I'm a bad parent but he is 4. It's kind of funny.
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:11 pm to DiamondDog
What an odd story to make up
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:12 pm to DiamondDog
This thread will be good
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:12 pm to DiamondDog
Subtle brag that you have custody
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:13 pm to DiamondDog
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Slides out the class, turns out the light, locks the door and yells "See you later, Losers!"
The door at a pre-school/daycare only locks from the outside? That seems pretty unsafe
This post was edited on 1/17/26 at 12:13 pm
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:13 pm to DiamondDog
Locked a classroom door from the outside?
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:14 pm to DiamondDog
Being a “cool parent” always works out
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:14 pm to DiamondDog
My son told me that some humans have hearts like wolves
He is 46
He is 46
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:15 pm to NIH
quote:Subtle clue that he stuck his pecker in crazy.
Subtle brag that you have custody
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:15 pm to Eyebesmacinhose
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Locked a classroom door from the outside?
Umm he stole some keys too and knew which one to use. Sounds like a young Parker Lewis and definitely not a made up story
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:18 pm to DiamondDog
My 3 and 5 yo conspired last week to lock my wife into their closet by luring her in then wedging their train table against the door.
She was pissed. And even more pissed when i laughed.
She was pissed. And even more pissed when i laughed.
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:19 pm to SuperSaint
Is diamonddog y’all’s nanny
This post was edited on 1/17/26 at 12:20 pm
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:25 pm to Kenna City Solja
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What an odd story to make up
I don't have much creativity and too old to do something like that. Sorry for sharing since it offends you.
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:26 pm to BigBinBR
I think he locked it from the inside. He didnt trap the class in.
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:29 pm to DiamondDog
Nobody is offended, it's just that if it is actually true it's astoundingly trashy on multiple levels, both from you and your child.
Imagine the school calling you bc your little shite acted like a hellion and responding with "idc, call the other parent", and thinking that other people reading this are the issue lol.
Imagine the school calling you bc your little shite acted like a hellion and responding with "idc, call the other parent", and thinking that other people reading this are the issue lol.
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:41 pm to WG_Dawg
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Nobody is offended, it's just that if it is actually true it's astoundingly trashy on multiple levels, both from you and your child.
Uhhhhhhh the kid is only 4 years old.
Posted on 1/17/26 at 12:46 pm to JEC119
Can't fight people on the internet. Stones from glass houses. Kid just turned 4. We discipline him. He's very active. I'm just not going to whip him because he said a line from Minions.
I did talk to him about respecting his teachers and he was disciplined. Didn't think that was relevant to the story but apparently this incident struck his nerves.
I did talk to him about respecting his teachers and he was disciplined. Didn't think that was relevant to the story but apparently this incident struck his nerves.
Posted on 1/17/26 at 1:02 pm to DiamondDog
1. A room full of 4 year olds ain’t banding together
2. Did he have a key? How did he lock the door.
2. Did he have a key? How did he lock the door.
This post was edited on 1/17/26 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 1/17/26 at 1:04 pm to DiamondDog
What kind of teacher leaves a room full of 4 year olds alone for that long?
Would have been the first question I would have asked when I got that phone call.
Would have been the first question I would have asked when I got that phone call.
This post was edited on 1/17/26 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 1/17/26 at 1:06 pm to DiamondDog
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DiamondDog
Gonna have to call you CubicZirconiaDog after this made-up tale.
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