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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday
Posted on 1/20/26 at 1:29 am
Posted on 1/20/26 at 1:29 am
They arrive at the club, and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.
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His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.
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Posted on 1/20/26 at 1:37 am to Street Hawk
Posted on 1/20/26 at 2:21 am to Street Hawk
again?
How many birthdays does this guy have?
How many birthdays does this guy have?
Posted on 1/20/26 at 2:41 am to Street Hawk
Posted on 1/20/26 at 5:35 am to Street Hawk
Ok. I chuckled.
Posted on 1/20/26 at 5:37 am to Street Hawk
Posted on 1/20/26 at 5:59 am to Street Hawk
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:03 am to Street Hawk
Pretty pretty pretyyyy pretty good.
Posted on 1/20/26 at 6:11 am to Street Hawk
This guy’s dog was in a thread yesterday
Posted on 1/20/26 at 7:50 am to WWII Collector
quote:
How many birthdays does this guy have?
Probably not many more after that one.
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:42 am to WWII Collector
One every year
Posted on 1/20/26 at 8:51 am to Street Hawk
I definitely like this joke!
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