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The Future of Security Technology apparently involves being groped by a fat man.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 10:16 am
Posted on 4/10/26 at 10:16 am
Flying out of Las Vegas this morning. Going through security, a bunch of passengers (including me) was bumped to go through a new system.
A sign said we would be experiencing "The Future of Security Technology."
They had new scanners, we got to leave the electronics in the bag and the shoes on. But when I went through the body scanner (a new type) the TSA guy, a very fat man, called me over to look at the image. There was a yellow circle over my groin area. He said he was going to have to pat me down, and asked if we could do it here. He then did a very through inspection of my nether regions. Then, finding nothing, he said I had to take off my shoes to be scanned.
Thinking on it, I really should have asked for someone female and better looking (a low bar) to do the pat down.
A sign said we would be experiencing "The Future of Security Technology."
They had new scanners, we got to leave the electronics in the bag and the shoes on. But when I went through the body scanner (a new type) the TSA guy, a very fat man, called me over to look at the image. There was a yellow circle over my groin area. He said he was going to have to pat me down, and asked if we could do it here. He then did a very through inspection of my nether regions. Then, finding nothing, he said I had to take off my shoes to be scanned.
Thinking on it, I really should have asked for someone female and better looking (a low bar) to do the pat down.
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Posted on 4/10/26 at 10:17 am to Roscoe14
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They had new scanners, we got to leave the electronics in the bag and the shoes on. But when I went through the body scanner
I remember my first PreCheck experience
Posted on 4/10/26 at 10:18 am to Roscoe14
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a bunch of passengers (including me) was bumped to go through a new system.
Don't lie, it was only you who got the new system.
We've all seen that video on P-Hub.
Posted on 4/10/26 at 10:20 am to Roscoe14
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did a very through inspection of my nether regions
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finding nothing
twss
Posted on 4/10/26 at 10:27 am to Roscoe14
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being groped by a fat man
You usually have to pay extra for that
Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:42 am to Roscoe14
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He then did a very thorough inspection of my nether regions, finding nothing
Are you really sure that you want to admit to this?
Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:45 am to Roscoe14
quote:Did you forget to take off your cock ring? Rookie mistake.
There was a yellow circle over my groin area.
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