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Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:05 am
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15906 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:05 am
maybe germans but i dont care. its appropriate after saturday night:
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After Nick Saban dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows him a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their own houses up here." Nick looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story man...sion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. LSU flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge LSU banner hangs between the marble columns. "Thanks for the house, God," Nick says. "But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Miles gets a mansion with LSU banners and LSU flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Nick, that's not Miles's house. That's mine."


Man after saturday Night the big guy is all LSU
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38781 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:07 am to
Wow, that joke again. This one definitely gets around.
Posted by beauthelab
Member since Feb 2008
4740 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:10 am to
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
64656 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:12 am to
quote:

After Nick Saban dies and enters the Pearly Gates

not likely
Posted by Party At LSU
Member since Nov 2005
11039 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:14 am to
quote:

maybe germans


Naaaaaaaaahhh!!!
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44988 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:15 am to
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?


Ellephino



Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15906 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:16 am to
its new to somebody
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13710 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:31 am to
Besides, Nick should have known Les will never die.
Posted by socks and sandals
Lou-z-an-r
Member since Aug 2004
803 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:40 am to
Is there something before Germans? Maybe Mayflowers? That joke is no less than 5 years old.
Posted by lovemx
Palmerdale, Alabama
Member since Feb 2009
57 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:45 am to
Five years old?? My grandfather would tell the same joke in the 60's about Shug and the Bear.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
37143 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Is there something before Germans? Maybe Mayflowers? That joke is no less than 5 years old.


This fella ruled what was known as Germany back in the late 800's...he was more commonly known as "Charles the Fat:

Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
13898 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:54 am to
I'd never heard it... liked it
Posted by Woverw
Valencia, CA
Member since Nov 2007
1122 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 9:59 am to
quote:

quote:


After Nick Saban dies and enters the Pearly Gates



not likely
Posted by CougarBait
on catnip in a cougar's den
Member since Jun 2007
2024 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 10:05 am to
quote:

That joke is no less than 5 years old.


My grandfather told me that joke when I was a kid 35 years ago, except it was Archie Manning and Billy Cannon. What made it funny was Billy might have still been in jail.



Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48227 posts
Posted on 11/9/11 at 10:07 am to
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Is there something before Germans?


Mesopotamians.
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