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Serious question on Austin tailgating and the PoPo

Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:02 pm
Posted by honeybadger07
The Woodlands
Member since Jul 2015
4095 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:02 pm
Long story short...I ruptured my Achilles 7 weeks back and don't have plans on missing tailgating nor the game this weekend in Austin. To do this, I have a battery powered mobility scooter lined up to rent so I can get all around (yes like the old folks cruise around in, I know your all jealous).

With that said....does anyone know the laws on if you could get a DUI riding one of these things? I saw someone ask about walking around with open container and this came to my mind given my situation. I know you can get one on a boat and have heard of people getting it on a golf cart, but never heard of anyone getting one on a mobility scooter.

In all seriousness though....I can't be getting a damn DUI on a fricking handicap scooter. Any of you law baws or dedicated alcoholics have any insight into this?
Posted by PenguinPubes
Frozen Tundra
Member since Jan 2018
11757 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:04 pm to
You ruptured your Achilles or your pussy?
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115931 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:04 pm to
You certainly can. But I doubt you will unless you’re wheeling that thing into the road
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88439 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:05 pm to
APD will absolutely be out in force. If they can cite you for something, they will.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22295 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:06 pm to
A DWI charge is certainly a risk while operating one of those scooters. If you can get a DWI on a bicycle, what makes you think you can’t driving a motorized scooter?
Posted by St8lyOaks
Member since Dec 2015
447 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:09 pm to
Dammit, I love this board
Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
2702 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:11 pm to
Just try it and let us know what happens
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14469 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:14 pm to
you can get one on those lime scooters so who knows. you should be fine as long as you’re not jim lahey level drunk
Posted by Hold That Tiger 10
Member since Oct 2013
24960 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

If you can get a DWI on a bicycle


You can't get a DWI on a bike. Not in Louisiana anyway. If Texas is the same, if you are in anything with an engine/motor, you can get a DWI.
This post was edited on 9/4/19 at 3:19 pm
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
10989 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:23 pm to
If you can get away with it, that would be fun as hell to ride around and drink all day before the game. Maybe attach an LSU umbrella for some shade. Hang a few mardi gras beads off the side

Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6665 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:25 pm to
APD’s second favorite thing to do, after ignoring homeless people, is to issue citations. So tread lightly.
Posted by honeybadger07
The Woodlands
Member since Jul 2015
4095 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:29 pm to
I have some scooter accessories on order from Amazon, will make my ride comfy
Posted by honeybadger07
The Woodlands
Member since Jul 2015
4095 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:30 pm to
I am what i eat
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32942 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:47 pm to
I would love to see someone get a DWI for being drunk while driving a motor powered scooter
Posted by nitwit
Member since Oct 2007
13086 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 3:56 pm to
My cousin is a trooper (desk job) with the Austin Handicapped Scooter Patrol ("AHSP"). They do patrol athletic events and concerts and will write you up for DUI.
Posted by Dances with Possums
Member since Feb 2015
34 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 4:04 pm to
I've lived in Austin for 47 years. This has not been my experience, ESPECIALLY on game day. You've got to be savagely drunk or do something supremely stupid to get arrested on game day in Austin.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
7681 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 4:54 pm to
I didn't read your question, only the Austin PoPo in the subject line. Imagine the blue oyster bar scene in Police Academy.
Posted by SOL
Garland, TX
Member since Jan 2004
2950 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 4:58 pm to
there is no tailgating on the UT campus or parking lots
Posted by farmertiger
Member since Jan 2018
186 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 5:02 pm to


quote:

Jim Lahey level drunk


and I was thinking this is the minimum level you should be at
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14469 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 5:08 pm to
my man
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