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Posted on 7/28/25 at 4:59 pm to
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
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Posted on 7/28/25 at 4:59 pm to
Brandon Harris had a good sense of humor about himself. I remember when Tom Brady announced he was going to the Bucs and LF7 tweeted out something along the lines of “Finally I have a real quarterback” and Brandon Harris replied something like “Damn really bro that’s fricked up”
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63187 posts
Posted on 7/28/25 at 5:03 pm to
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I know, CSB. I thought it was funny and showed Mett’s personality.


Actually it makes Mett sound like a total dick.
Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
2053 posts
Posted on 7/28/25 at 5:07 pm to
I saw him play in high-school and few times. Strong arm but no touch or accuracy. Another we can teach that. How often has that worked?
Posted by SmoothBox
Member since May 2023
2698 posts
Posted on 7/28/25 at 6:48 pm to
You and I have a different definition of funny.
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
11986 posts
Posted on 7/28/25 at 7:28 pm to
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Mett sound like a total dick.


Mett is and always was a total dick…
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
8317 posts
Posted on 7/28/25 at 7:50 pm to
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smell the Copenhagen


I had a class with him with Ari Fisher. I remember a chick losing it on him because he was constantly spitting that shite in a soda bottle
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
20252 posts
Posted on 7/28/25 at 8:41 pm to
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Yeah but tell me thats not exactly how you would picture Mett being. Taylor Lewan said that one game Mariota got hurt and Mett got to the huddle and said "Watch Daddy spin it!" and then immediately threw a pick.

I only had one complaint about Mett. He would hold the ball forever and just take an absolute beating. I don’t know what QB’s call that internal clock that tells them it’s time to get rid of the ball, but Mett didn’t have one at all. Throw on top of that Mett ran like he had concrete shoes. Zero mobility and athleticism. He was a statue.
This post was edited on 7/28/25 at 8:43 pm
Posted by michael corleone
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2005
6513 posts
Posted on 7/28/25 at 9:01 pm to
2008 defense was the worst I have seen since Lou Tepper.
Posted by Tall Tiger
Golden Rectangle
Member since Sep 2007
4227 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 12:46 am to
Brandon "U Smart" Harris. Les refused to bench him long after it was clear he was not an SEC caliber QB. It took LSU fans booing Harris in unison in Tiger Stadium during the 2016 Jacksonville State game for Les to finally bench Harris. Etling came in and the offense immediately improved. And it's not like Etling was an All American.

Blame Harris for being bad, which he was, but blame Les more for mis-evaluating and poorly recruiting the QB position at LSU for multiple seasons.
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 2:00 am to
Want to hear something that will blow your mind? Brandon Harris makes $600,000 a year at University of Texas as a general manager on an online search.

Brandon Harris was a spitting replica of Jordan Jefferson albeit a bit thinner. A QB that threw the ball unnecessarily hard, very inaccurate, and had some scramble ability.
This post was edited on 8/15/25 at 6:59 am
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 2:09 am to
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I never understood why that defense was so bad that year. It was good the year before in 12 and was good in 14. The talent was there. Maybe Chavis was starting to slip.


Whenever you have an elite offense, the Defense starts to slack up for 2 reasons imo: 1, they think they don't have to try as hard with more points like 2019 did; 2, the offense gets off the field faster leaving more time for opponent to get more drives in.
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 2:10 am to
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Mett would slide into so many girls DMs back in the day before “sliding into DMs” was a thing.


I know a sorority girl personally at LSU that told me directly that he had a small peen .
This post was edited on 7/29/25 at 2:11 am
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 2:12 am to
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Lewan said he knew it was Mett before he got in the huddle because he could smell the Copenhagen from the sideline.



Mett is the embodiment of SEC frat
This post was edited on 8/15/25 at 6:58 am
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 2:13 am to
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And I still believe that the championship 2012 game could have possibly had a different ending had coach Miles put Mett in the entire second half and air it out just like Rohan Davy and Josh Reed did


Don't know why this is downvoted. Mett should have been the starting QB after it was clear others couldn't pass.
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 2:23 am to
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Yes, his coaches were bad. But Harris’ accuracy was literally the worst I’ve seen from someone rated so high. He had no idea where the ball was going.


I know someone that played with him in HS, and said they were very surprised he was rated top 50 in country
This post was edited on 8/15/25 at 6:57 am
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
7378 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 7:18 am to
2023 was way worse
Posted by ATLTiger
#TreyBiletnikoffs
Member since Sep 2003
46338 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 8:51 am to
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I never understood why that defense was so bad that year.


Guys who left/ graduated from the 2012 defense:

Kevin Minter
Eric Reid
Bennie Logan
Mingo
Lavar Edwards
Sam Montgomery
Josh Downs
Tharold

Their 2013 replacements were pretty inexperienced and depth wasn't there. Couple that with some "interesting" personnel decisions by Chavis (see the LBs), and we had a subpar defense.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 9:17 am to
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know a sorority girl personally at LSU that told me directly that he had a small peen


Is she a blonde from Houston by chance?
Posted by JimTiger72
LA
Member since Jun 2023
17990 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 9:22 am to
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Brandon Harris makes $600,000 a year at University of Texas as a general manager on an online search. I almost had to double take. I just can't imagine for the life of me thinking that anyone thinks Brandon Harris is worth $600,000 a year. I busted my arse likely harder than him in my education, and he fricking gets what neurosurgeons make per year?


You sound jealous. He was a terrible qb at lsu, but it appears that he is very good at what he does at Texas.
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
7837 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 9:56 am to
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I know, CSB. I thought it was funny and showed Mett’s personality.


It’s a pretty obvious joke he made

Not sure that shows personality.

Whatever he did at UGA to get him run off probably shows more personality.
This post was edited on 7/29/25 at 9:57 am
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