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Posted on 11/19/08 at 12:33 pm to Slickback
pretty much everyone but Kelly, Jim, Pam and Angela.
Posted on 11/19/08 at 1:31 pm to booga
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Creed: Every week, I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.
One of my favorite lines of the entire series.
Posted on 11/19/08 at 1:31 pm to Larry
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Hey Larry, nice flag.... Former #1
Hey Larry, nice flag.... Former #1
Posted on 11/19/08 at 1:32 pm to clooneyisgod
I never really could pick a favorite until this season and I'm proud to announce it is Andy.
Jim was pretty funny but lately he hasn't really been up to much.
Jim was pretty funny but lately he hasn't really been up to much.
Posted on 11/19/08 at 1:38 pm to Majik
As the self proclaimed local authority on all things Office, I gotta say Michael Gary Scott. 
Posted on 11/19/08 at 2:10 pm to Slickback
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They need to bring back Todd Packer. He was funny as shite.
Ryan Howard: [Ryan looks at Todd Packer's license plate. It says "WLHUNG"] You a big William Hung fan?
Todd Packer: Why does everybody ask me that? Who the hell is that?
Posted on 11/19/08 at 2:11 pm to JPLIII
quote:+1
when the HR chick thought he was "slow" for those few episodes....that was prolly the best parts of those shows.
Posted on 11/19/08 at 2:17 pm to manwich
Jim with the stopwatch on Dwight was golden. I think with Pam coming back, things will go back to normal as far as the Dwight/Jim fued.
Posted on 11/19/08 at 2:47 pm to hashtag
Nobody has mentioned this guy yet: Toby.
I would say that he is my favorite character becuase of the confrentations between him and michael. fricking priceless
I would say that he is my favorite character becuase of the confrentations between him and michael. fricking priceless
Posted on 11/19/08 at 2:47 pm to Maximus
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pretty much everyone but Kelly, Jim, Pam and Angela.
and Lance Moore
Posted on 11/19/08 at 2:50 pm to Fgiord
Major Character: Dwight or Michael depending on the circumstance.
Minor Character: Creed has been my favorite for a while now.
Minor Character: Creed has been my favorite for a while now.
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I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60's I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain... and it's possible a man slipped in. [shrugs] There'd be no way of knowing.
This post was edited on 11/19/08 at 4:53 pm
Posted on 11/19/08 at 2:57 pm to theunknownknight
More Creed Quotes:
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Hannah: Look what's on his computer!
Michael Scott: What is that? A squid’s eye or...
Hannah: It's my left breast.
Michael Scott: How did you...
Creed: Right place at the right time.
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Creed Bratton: Hey, cous. Heard you're havin' money problems.
Michael Scott: No, you didn't.
Creed Bratton: Listen, I got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away.
Creed Bratton: Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to
[holds up fake passport]
Creed Bratton: William Charles Scheider.
Michael Scott: How would that help, Creed? In Monopoly, you go bankrupt, you lose.
Creed Bratton: You don't go by monopoly, man! That game is *nuts*! You don't just pick up "Get out of jail free" cards! Those things cost thousands!
Michael Scott: That is a good point.
Creed Bratton: Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do-over. It's a fresh start, it's a clean slate.
Michael Scott: Like the Witness Protection Program!
Creed Bratton: [simultaneously] Exactly!
Oscar Martinez: [simultaneously] Not at all.
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Creed Bratton: Today is actually my birthday and I want to pick the cake.
Jim Halpert: What do you want?
Creed Bratton: I want pie, I want peach pie.
Jim Halpert: Well birthday pie.
Creed Bratton: I want a nice cobbler.
Jim Halpert: Well, I'm gonna talk to Angela and we're gonna see what we can do about a pie.
Creed Bratton: I don't care who you talk to you just make it happen.
Jim Halpert: It'll be Angela.
Creed Bratton: Tell her it's for Creed; she'll know what that means.
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Ryan Howard: What I really want, honestly Michael, is for you to know it, so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.
Michael Scott: [chuckles] Okay.
Ryan Howard: What?
Michael Scott: It's 'whoever', not 'whomever'.
Ryan Howard: No, it's 'whomever'.
Michael Scott: No, 'whomever' is never actually right.
Jim Halpert: Sometimes it's right.
Creed Bratton: Michael is right. It's a made-up word used to trick students.
Andy Bernard: No. Actually, 'whomever' is the formal version of the word.
Oscar Martinez: Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly.
Michael Scott: [to camera] Not a native speaker.
Kevin Malone: I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.
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Creed: The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive…like I did when I was a homeless man.
Posted on 11/19/08 at 3:25 pm to theunknownknight
Michael Scott is the funniest.
I have never gotten why Toby is supposed to be so funny, BTW
I have never gotten why Toby is supposed to be so funny, BTW
Posted on 11/19/08 at 3:28 pm to purplepylon
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I have never gotten why Toby is supposed to be so funny, BTW
It was his interactions with Michael and his depression that made him funny.
Posted on 11/19/08 at 3:42 pm to Salmon
Best Creed Line:
(After Jan references her water birth) "Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach."
(After Jan references her water birth) "Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach."
Posted on 11/19/08 at 4:02 pm to Majik
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Jim was pretty funny but lately he hasn't really been up to much.
No shite, him and Pam need to break up.
Posted on 11/19/08 at 4:09 pm to Antonio Moss
here's another from Crime Aid
"Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it," Creed says darkly. "The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton. "
Posted on 11/19/08 at 4:14 pm to hashtag
and......
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Jim imitating Dwight was golden.
Posted on 11/19/08 at 4:19 pm to manwich
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here's another from Crime Aid
"Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it," Creed says darkly. "The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton. "
i liked it better on p.1
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