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Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:38 pm to Aubie3310
Let me throw a couple of facts at you, Baw.
You may not know you know them but a lot of people from your town post here. Probably 12 work in your building. 6 of them are reading this thread. One of the 6 works in your office but has not added 2+2 yet.
Your wife already knows. Your dumb arse brought home some new move or added a finger in her arse. You were Joe boring for 10 years before.
Now pull your kids aside one by one. Tell your oldest boy that you are sorry for what you did. Then tell him there will be no gym money. He will never develop his strength properly and will never realize the athletic potential he could have. There will be no scholarship but he will be fine operating that sledgehammer for a living.
Next is your oldest daughter. Tell her you are sorry that you left her mom mentally and emotionally wrecked. It will cause mom to make clouded decisions and she will bring a new boyfriend into the house. He will molest your daughter until therapy will be useless.
Your other daughter has no positive male role model and gets really good at dancing on a brass pole. Thanks, Dad.
Your youngest boy has no dad and gets sucked into being gay by some pedophile teacher. He will. ironically get AIDS from a shared needle instead of one of his hundreds of partners.
But hey, you were able to score some arse from somebody that left you some HPV and the herp. She has a double digit body count and was planning her exit strategy before you hit it once. Her leaving quietly is going to cost you aboot $10k.
Congrats on the side nut. You are the man. You are such a fricking stud. Woo hoo.
You may not know you know them but a lot of people from your town post here. Probably 12 work in your building. 6 of them are reading this thread. One of the 6 works in your office but has not added 2+2 yet.
Your wife already knows. Your dumb arse brought home some new move or added a finger in her arse. You were Joe boring for 10 years before.
Now pull your kids aside one by one. Tell your oldest boy that you are sorry for what you did. Then tell him there will be no gym money. He will never develop his strength properly and will never realize the athletic potential he could have. There will be no scholarship but he will be fine operating that sledgehammer for a living.
Next is your oldest daughter. Tell her you are sorry that you left her mom mentally and emotionally wrecked. It will cause mom to make clouded decisions and she will bring a new boyfriend into the house. He will molest your daughter until therapy will be useless.
Your other daughter has no positive male role model and gets really good at dancing on a brass pole. Thanks, Dad.
Your youngest boy has no dad and gets sucked into being gay by some pedophile teacher. He will. ironically get AIDS from a shared needle instead of one of his hundreds of partners.
But hey, you were able to score some arse from somebody that left you some HPV and the herp. She has a double digit body count and was planning her exit strategy before you hit it once. Her leaving quietly is going to cost you aboot $10k.
Congrats on the side nut. You are the man. You are such a fricking stud. Woo hoo.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:39 pm to Aubie3310
quote:
I have absolutely no intention of leaving my family for the other woman. Just having a little fun which isn’t much fun anymore
Says the guy who says he's miserable with his wife and has fallen hard "in love" with a 44 year old slut from work.
Let's just say, I don't believe you.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:39 pm to Aubie3310
So your early 30s wife got a little “thick” after 4 kids?
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:39 pm to Aubie3310
It is my contention that all people from Troy are crazy. This is just further proof.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:40 pm to Hangit
Holy shite 
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:40 pm to Hangit
quote:
Hangit
Yet you’ll be asking for nudes in the gmt tomorrow morning
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:40 pm to The Boat
I must’ve missed that one. When was that?
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:40 pm to Aubie3310
How’s your wife’s slot? Maybe I can keep her occupied. Use the TD Premium direct message to send pics
This post was edited on 6/29/20 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:41 pm to Aubie3310
quote:
Me and the mistress are not completely irresponsible home wreckers
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:41 pm to Hangit
quote:
Hangit
NAILED IT!
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:42 pm to Aubie3310
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Is the wife a fatty?
Moderately thick
quote:youre still a POS
Aubie3310
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:44 pm to SuperSaint
That’s the damn truth. What’s wrong with a little cushion for the pushin?
Posted on 6/29/20 at 9:46 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
Yet you’ll be asking for nudes in the gmt tomorrow morning
Why would you think that? I have never asked for nudes before. I have also refused to meet anybody from here.
You have mistaken me for somebody else.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:05 pm to Aubie3310
Prevent COVID-19.
Anal only.
Anal only.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:06 pm to Hangit
quote:Liz. It is always about Liz.
Why would you think that?
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:15 pm to Hangit
If screwing around at work, everyone knows.
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:16 pm to Aubie3310
A pal of mine went through that. Then the now ex wife and the lawyers went trough his wallet and bank accounts. He's broke now.
This post was edited on 6/29/20 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:18 pm to Aubie3310
Majority of women are whores. So many have cheated and many have no idea
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:20 pm to wareaglepete
quote:
It is my contention that all people from Troy are crazy. This is just further proof.
Damn I should probably change my location now
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