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re: Annoying email greetings
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:36 am to muttenstein
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:36 am to muttenstein
On the subject of work emails, never underestimate the value of using the words "please" and "thank you".
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:49 am to dgnx6
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SHARRON ELIZABETH THOMPSON
She looks annoying
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:50 am to castorinho
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That might be an OK shtick, not sure. But probably get tired of it real quick if I communicate with the person a lot.
I can't imagine starting my day off by googling the date and finding out what "National" day it is everyday.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:50 am to soccerfüt
Yea let’s block people we report to… great advice!
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:21 am to muttenstein
Well, this beats the teams messages that are just "Hi" and then you see the three dots bouncing for 10 minutes.
Meanwhile you're thinking to yourself, "this is going to be fricking great".
Meanwhile you're thinking to yourself, "this is going to be fricking great".
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:23 am to muttenstein
I’ve been starting a lot of informal internal emails with “Hey Yo” but no one gets it.
I’m about to start ending them with “bye”.
I’m about to start ending them with “bye”.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:28 am to muttenstein
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Hi xxxx,
Happy FriYAY Eve!!!
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:45 am to BoogaBear
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Someone just sent me an email with just "PFA" as the body. I had to Google it, apparently it's "please find attached" and that ticks me off a bit.
I'd shite can anyone that abbreviates short phrases
Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:25 pm to muttenstein
I really like aTm's "Howdy"
Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:49 pm to muttenstein
This takes the cake:
Waka Flaka, M.S.
Pronouns: Mr./He/Him/His/Él
Name redacted
Waka Flaka, M.S.
Pronouns: Mr./He/Him/His/Él
Name redacted
Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:52 pm to Gris Gris
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Some folks put quotes at the end of their emails. Do people read those quotes? I don't.
Then how do you know they do this?
Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:59 pm to HogPharmer
I dont mind the quotes- I just dislike the pronouns.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 1:03 pm to Odysseus32
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Greetings of the day
Click on anything in that email and lose your life savings.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:48 pm to HogPharmer
quote:I see it but I don’t read it. Easy.
Then how do you know they do this?
This post was edited on 7/31/25 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:06 pm to muttenstein
Hi Firstname
If you don't use a formal business salutation on a business email I'm not taking you seriously.
If you don't use a formal business salutation on a business email I'm not taking you seriously.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:21 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:can you elaborate? I use Firstname when starting almost all new email engagements. What the hell is wrong with calling someone by their own name?
Hi Firstname If you don't use a formal business salutation on a business email I'm not taking you seriously.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:37 pm to muttenstein
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(She/Her/Hers)
If this is on any email signature it's an indicator of colorful plumage in nature and should be an immediate human resources, on the horizon, warning signal.
Do not make conversation with this person. Limit responses to "yes" or "no," at all costs.
Posted on 8/1/25 at 12:02 am to Gris Gris
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Some folks put quotes at the end of their emails. Do people read those quotes? I don't.
I read them and they’re life changing. So inspirational
Posted on 8/1/25 at 5:20 am to muttenstein
We had a company wide email go out a few weeks ago about copy paper or toner cartridges or some shite. It started with people begging people to quit “replying all”, then turned into a massive meme drop.
Seems like every Friday someone revives it and it gets kicked off again. Our company uses Gmail and I can’t figure out how to leave the damn recipient list.
Seems like every Friday someone revives it and it gets kicked off again. Our company uses Gmail and I can’t figure out how to leave the damn recipient list.
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