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re: Cow, hit by train, falls on man peeing on tracks, kills him
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:16 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:16 pm to LegendInMyMind
The stakes are high.
—Cow…so, steaks.
—Cow…so, steaks.
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Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:30 pm to cypresstiger
He was udderly destroyed.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:31 pm to epbart
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He was udderly destroyed.
old Patel was teats up as soon as cow landed on him
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:34 pm to Shexter
Check that, 1002 ways to die in India.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:57 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
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Very important reminder that the chances of being killed by a falling cow that was hit by a train while you're taking a piss are low...but never zero.
I read this to my wife and got a rare audible giggle.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:29 pm to Shexter
Damn! Udder disaster...
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:31 pm to nealnan8
I can't believe this wasn't in Florida.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:15 pm to Shexter
This is why my dad always said you should never take your dick out around trains
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:20 pm to facher08
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Before I clicked, I knew it had to be India.
Behind bengal tigers, trains are the most prolific predators of people in India.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:20 pm to facher08
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Before I clicked, I knew it had to be India
Was guessing Iowa.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:22 pm to Shexter
That's one way to meat your maker
This post was edited on 3/4/26 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:29 pm to Shexter
He's been retired from the railway for 23 years and goes to piss on the tracks. If he has been doing this every day for those years then they probably wanted to teach him a lesson in conduct, but scheduling the cow transiting the track would have been a bit tricky. 
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:38 pm to facher08
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Before I clicked, I knew it had to be India.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 7:46 pm to Stealth Matrix
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Very important reminder that the chances of being killed by a falling cow that was hit by a train while you're taking a piss are low...but never zero.
Be safe out there baws.
Are you an actuary?
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:26 pm to Shexter
Trophy truck doing over 100 mph in the desert created instant hamburgers.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:56 pm to Shexter
Bovine intervention.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 9:08 pm to Shexter
They’ll probably charge the train engineer with murder in India. Over the cow.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 9:26 pm to Shexter
He was peeing on the tracks? If not the cow, wouldn't the train have hit him.
I mean, was he on the tracks, or not?
I mean, was he on the tracks, or not?
Posted on 3/4/26 at 9:39 pm to fr33manator
Why didn’t the guy mooooooove out of the way?
Posted on 3/4/26 at 9:42 pm to Shexter
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Cow, hit by train, falls on man peeing on tracks, kills him
One of the greatest titles ever
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