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Posted on 6/3/23 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73819 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 5:47 pm to
Every time we passed a cemetery equipped with a fence or wall, it was

“Know why there’s a wall (or fence) around that cemetery? People are just dying to get in there.”
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
195568 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 5:48 pm to
Hysterical Markers

Pops was a laugh riot
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103803 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 5:48 pm to
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.


I had to put my foot down.
Posted by Flipflopfly
Slidell
Member since Jul 2011
186 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 6:11 pm to
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?


Eight? Nope!

Tentacles
Posted by The Next
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2013
439 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 6:26 pm to
I can’t stand being in this wheelchair . . .
Posted by LSU0358
Member since Jan 2005
8137 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 6:29 pm to
What do you call a cow on two legs?

Lean beef.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9847 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 6:33 pm to
2 peanuts walked through a park.

One was a salted.
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2967 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

What do you call a cow on two legs?

Your mom
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60811 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 6:37 pm to
I'm going to start a grocery store for fat virgins.


It's a huge untapped market.
Posted by DrewTheEngineer
Baton Rouge (Oak Hills)
Member since Jun 2006
1260 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 6:46 pm to
Why was the math book so sad?































It had a lot of problems.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
29577 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 7:36 pm to
The other day my doctor told me that I had to stop masturbating. I asked why. He said, “because I’m trying to examine you.”
Posted by Paco_taco
Dallas, Tx
Member since Apr 2012
1510 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 8:51 pm to
What sound does a giraffe make when it dies?




Thud.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
46550 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:08 pm to
Damn that’s a good one
Posted by Bayou nights
Nashville
Member since Aug 2019
955 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 9:57 pm to
Lost my job at the bank today, a lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74454 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 10:06 pm to
How does a train eat its food?



It chew chews.
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
26166 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

Damn that’s a good one

I laughed out loud.

But if that is a dad joke, I hope his kids are grown.
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8876 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

What do you call a cow on two legs


quote:

Your mom


Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9100 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 10:44 pm to
A duck walks into a bar and says, “give everyone another round and you can put it on my bill.”
Posted by UtDawg
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2023
323 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 10:48 pm to
Biden is the president
Posted by GoIrish02
Member since Mar 2012
1491 posts
Posted on 6/3/23 at 10:51 pm to
What kind of key unlocks a banana?

A monkey

Where can you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him
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