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Posted on 5/12/17 at 9:39 am to
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 9:39 am to
I had one great relationship with a stripper. Never fricked her but got great deals on blow and fricked several of her friends. Highly successful.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11265 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 9:41 am to
quote:

Uh huh


I have never went to a strip club alone. I have however left with more people than I came in there with depending on who I was with that night.
Posted by Paluka
One State Over
Member since Dec 2010
10763 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 9:41 am to
I dated a stripper right after my divorce 15 years ago. She was what I needed at the time. Six months of some intense sex. haha
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
5266 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 9:48 am to
Back in college, I had a serious, committed, all-in relationship with a stripper. It was great. She would look at me like I hung the moon and I was the focus of her entire world. I thought I may end up marrying her.

And then the song ended, my private dance was over and she got called to the main stage.

It was great while it lasted.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32601 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 9:54 am to
Had some success with one at temptations one night.
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 9:57 am to
If successful means long lasting, no.

If success consists of having wild, glorious sex, yes.

Strippers are crazier than an acre of snakes.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5329 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 9:58 am to
I "dated" a stripper in New Orleans a few years ago. My relationship with her was a little different because I've known her most of my life. We had a lot of great times together but we both knew it wouldn't last forever. It was the most sexualy active and interesting relationship I've ever been in.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104642 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:02 am to
A guy I know is married to a chick who was a stripper at one time. She's a nurse now, so she has the double crazy, but it seems to be eorking out for now.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13786 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:10 am to
For a couple minutes
Posted by I am GLORIOUS
On Tanden's Pond
Member since Oct 2016
3128 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:10 am to
About 10 years ago I hooked up with a stripper (stage name was "Raven") and really fell for her hard. She told me all about how she and her husband had no passion and she wasn't in love with him anymore, and he was abusive. She was a demon in the bedroom and was willing to fulfill any fantasy I ever had, saying her husband was a dead lay and how she hadn't been fricked like the way I had fricked her in the entire 10 years she'd been married. Her husband found out and I was ready to fight him for her. I went to their house one day when she wasn't there just to talk to him about it. He was shocked that I came and actually came out and shook my hand and said it took a lot of balls to do that. He asked me how many times I had slept with his wife and I told him more than he could count. He admitted that they had been having problems and he couldn't blame her. He asked me to stop seeing her but I told him that I was in love with her and that I just couldn't do that. I told him that she had told me that she was leaving him to be with me and I believed it. He called bull shite. I told him we'd both have to wait and see.

Not long after that, she moved out of their house and moved in with me, and brought a bunch of furniture and shite with her, too. After a couple weeks the husband called and challenged me to a fight and I said I'd come to his house and beat him down in his own front yard. So she and I drove over and as soon as I got out of my truck he came running out cursing and ran right up to me with his fist cocked back ready to strike. I still remember the FOR SALE sign in the yard. I stood there with my arms crossed and didn't flinch and as expected, he didn't hit me. He just stood there cursing at me and I didn't say much, if anything. Then their young daughter came outside pleading for her dad to stop, and it dawned on me what a total piece of shite I was for doing that to their family. I just couldn't help myself; she was my perfect drug.

Anyway, in the end she moved back with him, because the daughter was being neglected -- her dad wasn't getting her to school on time, not making her do homework, not brushing her hair/bathing her/getting teeth brushed, etc. I think he did all that on purpose, because then she would have to go over to the house to make sure it got done. Anyway, not long after that she admitted that she banged him on his birthday because he told her he had to have her one last time and she had given in -- she said it lasted less than 30 seconds (just like always) and that he banged her from behind in the bathroom (their normal routine) and she didn't get off (which was the norm with them). I felt deceived anyway and told her to go back to her family and call me after she got divorced. I never got that call.

A couple years later I heard that she had hooked up with a band member from 80s hair band Skid Row (I think) and was heavy into drugs and her husband finally had enough and HE filed for divorce. Last I heard, she had been to rehab and gotten remarried to a guy in Prairieville who is half her age, who is now in jail for domestic abuse.
This post was edited on 5/12/17 at 3:11 pm
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35648 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:11 am to
As successful as any mother-son relationship can be, I guess. It was tough when I was younger with all the uncles, but we cleared the air later
Posted by 610man
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
8250 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:12 am to
If by successful you mean, banged a few times and got tested for VD afterwards, then yes, I've had one.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20659 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:15 am to
Mine was successful. It didn't last long though. Veeeerrry successful though.
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
8131 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:22 am to
Neurosurgeon in Columbus is married to a former one. He didn't know though. People will claim "oh he knew" but seriously dude had/has no clue.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:23 am to
Flu, who is that chick in you Av, I think I know her
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
57498 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:26 am to
I've known one. He was really rich and they have two kids. 20 years now. However, he was no fool. She wasn't allowed to have credit cards or checkbook for years after they got married.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27514 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:26 am to
quote:

relationship with a stripper?


Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98823 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:28 am to
I can't think of one good reason to try
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43322 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:29 am to
Where she strippin at? Might need to check out the talent.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49218 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 10:31 am to
Define successful?
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