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Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98837 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:05 pm to
Getting laid isn’t football. The process is a waste of time. If it’s not there move on
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298305 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:07 pm to
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This is the ultimate "I didnt even try! "


I've never had to try.

Periods of abstinence can be good for self discipline.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45232 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:11 pm to
You need to start a carnivore diet. It will raise hour testosterone, and make you stop acting like a phaggot.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29664 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:11 pm to
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What if you don't live in Livingston Parish? Alternate go to please


It's supposed to be a lie.

Say you're going into the theater. Shopping. Work. It doesn't matter. Half the time she should know it's bullshite.

What you're saying is, "I'm active, I'm busy, and I am not overly concerned if you send me your number or not."
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69750 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:13 pm to
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If you just let the world surprise you while being open to what comes, the world will surprise you...often with the sex.

Not something that you want to have happen in prison


Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:14 pm to
What is wrong with you people? You have no willpower. I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15954 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:17 pm to
You ever given yourself a stranger baw?
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107794 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:17 pm to
Crossfit is where this man should be. I've seen at least married women leave their spouse to hook up with single or divorced men in the clique. It's just a matter of time. Those people have more happy hours than workouts.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29664 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:18 pm to
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What is wrong with you people? You have no willpower. I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.



Longest without sex...two weeks.

Longest without an orgasm... Less than 24 hours for the last 19 years.

If I stopped people could die.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:18 pm to
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You need to start a carnivore diet. It will raise hour testosterone, and make you stop acting like a phaggot.


Dead serious, I’ve been carnivore since July.

I have been planning on getting my testosterone checked. Not that I think it’ll be considered low or anything. In high school I had a series of symptoms that eventually led to me being sent to an endocrinologist. My levels at that time were so abnormally high the doctor questioned whether or not I was on synthetic test. They most assuredly have dropped since those days but I doubt they’re low.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53338 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:20 pm to
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I have been planning on getting my testosterone checked. 

If you are 31 you're probably fine. It starts dropping around 40 for most men.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
61371 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:21 pm to
I haven't read through all of this...but my take is, that the longer you can do without, the better. Honestly, life is one hell of a lot simpler if you are not constantly in the pursuit of the vag. That shite can financially break you and drive you crazy if you allow it. I say why not stick with a simple and stress-free life, now that the option is open to you?...
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69750 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:21 pm to
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I'm gonna give you a tip since you seem to be having trouble on tinder and bumble. Think of it like this, you aren't after a relationship, and you aren't after only what's between those legs


Improving your appearance is important so you can have the best tinder/bumble pics possible. That's your first impression. You need to craft your picture to be one that women will want to hang out with, and you need to craft yourself to be the most attractive and interesting person pictured possible. You won't meet decent-looking people on these apps unless you have a profile picture that's worth a damn. Also, plan that only about 1/10 matches will ever respond to a message. That's just how the numbers game works.

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Get the phone number as quickly as possible. My go to was, "I'm headed out to the camp, cell service kind of sucks for internet, shoot me your number." Then ghost. 75% of the time, you're getting it.

And once you have her number, you just need to be charming enough to meet up.


Very true.

All the attitude stuff I mentioned is how you succeed in person.

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If you meet, and you are either: rich, handsome, or confident... You're in. You're automatically in. She went there knowing she was up for going home with you. All you're doing over drinks, talking, or ice cream (yes it works) is not talking your way out of her pants.


Confident is the easiest of these to be, so be confident above all else. Remember, if she's meeting you, she already likes you. You don't have to try and impress her. She has to impress you. Just approach it as a night of you having fun that she has the benefit of getting to tag-along for. Show her a good time, but show her YOUR idea of a good time. If you approach it this way, you'll be more in your element, feel more comfortable, and come across as more confident. Confidence is EVERYTHING.

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As a guy your age who just did divorce himself, even if you initiated and wanted the divorce, you feel 1000x better on the way home from the first woman you sleep with. Maybe that's pathetic sexual validation, but it was certainly cathartic.




The confidence boost can really help to get you out of your funk if the sex is any good.

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Pro tip, peptides. Get you three or four in


I can't comment on that
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:25 pm to
Been over 10 years for me since I’ve even touched a woman. It’s not by choice either. I’m just ugly I guess.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10252 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:26 pm to
Someone start a gofundme for walt.
Posted by MAGA
Member since Sep 2016
622 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:29 pm to
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my take is, that the longer you can do without, the better


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Spankum




Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:29 pm to
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Crossfit is where this man should be. I've seen at least married women leave their spouse to hook up with single or divorced men in the clique. It's just a matter of time. Those people have more happy hours than workouts.


Joining a cult would be easier and less people would think he's a douchebag
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:37 pm to
You help him out.


I’m not the one without sex.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12149 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:40 pm to
It’s not hard to figure out dating sites. Try bumble. The women have to reach out to you. It makes it easy.
When I got divorced, I just got on match and figured it out. The longer you are on, the more you figure it out. It’s really not difficult. Don’t be cheesy and don’t be needy...
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:40 pm to
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I know she is, or was recently. Got a text from her now ex boyfriend that read "you are a fricking saint for putting up with that shite for as long as you did".


Yeah, good riddance but you still need intimacy and even if it’s just for shits and giggles a casual relationship may just be what your need right now.
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