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Posted on 1/14/26 at 12:53 pm to
Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
14426 posts
Posted on 1/14/26 at 12:53 pm to

I, as a Grandparent , identify with this. In fact I have it on my desk.

"When Grandpa says he will Fix it, he will Fix it. Reminding him every three months will not speed up the process'.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24156 posts
Posted on 1/15/26 at 4:03 am to
How do you know it's cold in Minnesota?

The Somalis have their hands in their own pockets.
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1086 posts
Posted on 1/15/26 at 4:28 am to
quote:

What do you call a gynecologist?

A lip reader.


Dr. Howie Feltersnatch OBGYN approves this joke.
This post was edited on 1/15/26 at 4:33 am
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
10363 posts
Posted on 1/15/26 at 7:12 am to
My family is worried about my addiction to brake fluid, but I know I can stop at anytime.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62054 posts
Posted on 1/15/26 at 9:20 am to
Do you know why I love my arms?
They are always by my side!
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
47174 posts
Posted on 1/15/26 at 10:44 am to
Humpty Dumpty was pushed
Posted by UHadMeAtMeatTornado
TX
Member since Aug 2012
280 posts
Posted on 1/15/26 at 5:58 pm to
What do you call a man with no shins?


Tony
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
33764 posts
Posted on 1/15/26 at 6:09 pm to
I would tell a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon...
Posted by Gerry Laval
Member since Apr 2025
269 posts
Posted on 1/15/26 at 7:20 pm to
What do you call a Russian who eats burritos?

Pootin
Posted by bosoxjo13
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
3418 posts
Posted on 1/15/26 at 9:31 pm to
Blind prostitutes…. You gotta hand it to em
Posted by Shingo
Dallas, TX, USA
Member since Sep 2010
4367 posts
Posted on 1/15/26 at 11:28 pm to
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Eliphino
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
13268 posts
Posted on 1/15/26 at 11:45 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/15/26 at 11:49 pm
Posted by LSUMaverick
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
1987 posts
Posted on 1/16/26 at 12:21 pm to
Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To work on his pecks


Why don't teenagers like odd numbers?

Because they can't even
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
25463 posts
Posted on 1/16/26 at 12:24 pm to
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes>


So, she gave me a hug.

My wife says I am the cheapest guy in the world.


I am not buying it.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15882 posts
Posted on 1/16/26 at 12:45 pm to
My son asked me for a bookmark.

I gave him a book, but didn't have the heart tell him my name isn't Mark.
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