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re: Let’s hear your favorite dad jokes
Posted on 1/14/26 at 12:53 pm to HogPharmer
Posted on 1/14/26 at 12:53 pm to HogPharmer
I, as a Grandparent , identify with this. In fact I have it on my desk.
"When Grandpa says he will Fix it, he will Fix it. Reminding him every three months will not speed up the process'.
Posted on 1/15/26 at 4:03 am to HogPharmer
How do you know it's cold in Minnesota?
The Somalis have their hands in their own pockets.
The Somalis have their hands in their own pockets.
Posted on 1/15/26 at 4:28 am to aubiecat
quote:
What do you call a gynecologist?
A lip reader.
Dr. Howie Feltersnatch OBGYN approves this joke.
This post was edited on 1/15/26 at 4:33 am
Posted on 1/15/26 at 7:12 am to HogPharmer
My family is worried about my addiction to brake fluid, but I know I can stop at anytime.
Posted on 1/15/26 at 9:20 am to HogPharmer
Do you know why I love my arms?
They are always by my side!
They are always by my side!
Posted on 1/15/26 at 10:44 am to Revelator
Humpty Dumpty was pushed
Posted on 1/15/26 at 5:58 pm to lsusteve1
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
Tony
Posted on 1/15/26 at 6:09 pm to HogPharmer
I would tell a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon...
Posted on 1/15/26 at 7:20 pm to HogPharmer
What do you call a Russian who eats burritos?
Pootin
Pootin
Posted on 1/15/26 at 9:31 pm to HogPharmer
Blind prostitutes…. You gotta hand it to em
Posted on 1/15/26 at 11:28 pm to HogPharmer
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Eliphino
Posted on 1/15/26 at 11:45 pm to HogPharmer
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This post was edited on 1/15/26 at 11:49 pm
Posted on 1/16/26 at 12:21 pm to HogPharmer
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To work on his pecks
Why don't teenagers like odd numbers?
Because they can't even
To work on his pecks
Why don't teenagers like odd numbers?
Because they can't even
Posted on 1/16/26 at 12:24 pm to LSUMaverick
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes>
So, she gave me a hug.
My wife says I am the cheapest guy in the world.
I am not buying it.
So, she gave me a hug.
My wife says I am the cheapest guy in the world.
I am not buying it.
Posted on 1/16/26 at 12:45 pm to Gus007
My son asked me for a bookmark.
I gave him a book, but didn't have the heart tell him my name isn't Mark.
I gave him a book, but didn't have the heart tell him my name isn't Mark.
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