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Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:20 pm to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:20 pm to
The other day I was in a lot with angle parking and stuck waiting for a Civic to back in against traffic. He must have done a 10 point turn into the spot.
Posted by Socrates Johnson
Madisonville
Member since Apr 2012
2369 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:20 pm to
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You guys never heard it called combat


Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73874 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:21 pm to
It's not blind though. Most cars have cameras and bumper sonar that alert you if someone is behind you.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
28558 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:35 pm to
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But in a busy parking lot, you are making other people wait while you carefully back into spot.


The busier the parking lot, the more likely I am to back in. That’s kind of the point.

Now…that said, since I’m not disabled or a fatass, and don’t mind walking a bit, I do try to be considerate and not back into the closest parking spot in front of a busy arse store. I’ll park a little bit away to minimize idiots trying to ride my arse.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12503 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:08 pm to
Why the frick would you not back in to a spot in a busy parking lot, whether with a Smart Car or with a truck?

Also, why do you care?
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1191 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 12:59 am to
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And older afro women seem particularly into this.


This post was edited on 2/8/26 at 1:24 am
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
50331 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 1:58 am to
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And older afro women seem particularly into this.



Posted by KBeezy
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2004
13715 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 4:10 am to
Irony calling someone soy boy while whining about how other men park their vehicles
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20830 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 4:56 am to
I thought most here would have to ask their chauffeur.

I’ll defer bc I mostly move from place to place by helicopter or yacht.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37795 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 5:02 am to
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parking combat is when you back in to park,


No it’s called parking backwards.
Posted by CatSquirrel
Batesville, Ms
Member since Sep 2012
226 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 5:30 am to
Just park in a spot further away and haul your fat arse into the store.

Keeps your truck from getting dinged and get a little extra exercise.

It’s not that hard…..
Posted by FreeState
Member since Jun 2012
3599 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 6:05 am to
What you should be pissed at is non-handicap assholes parking in handicap zones.

Or people leaving their buggy in a parking spot.

Or assholes tailgating you so you can’t back in to said parking spot. Women are especially bad at this tailgating bullshte.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40166 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 6:08 am to
Posted by 4quartaBamaball
Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Nov 2015
1841 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 7:00 am to
Imagine being this sad pathetic OP. What a miserable life. Calling backing into a spot 'Combat'...Special brand of retard eh
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13736 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 7:07 am to
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Imagine being this sad pathetic OP. What a miserable life. Calling backing into a spot 'Combat'...Special brand of retard eh

=That's what it's called you fricking ignorant moron:
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combat park
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A military term referring to parking a vehicle in such a fashion to make a quick getaway in the event of a firefight. Usually consisting of backing into a parking spot upon arrival. This ensures you don't have to do a three point turn to leave when you are getting shot at. Often performed in multi-player games such as Halo
"There is an open spot"
"Yo, combat park your whip so when we are leaving boozed up we don't have to frick around"
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This post was edited on 2/8/26 at 7:08 am
Posted by Split2874
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
3381 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 8:00 am to
I usually just pull into the parking spot and then back out when I am done. Mainly, bc I use the "trunk" part of my SUV and it is a lot easier to get to when I pull into the spot and not back in.

Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
1635 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 8:21 am to
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NO, It's backing in to park. You guys never heard it called combat--as in faster exit?
Never heard that term for what is a better parking practice.
I usually back into parking spots.
When approaching, I am in the drive lane and can see all that is needed which is not the case when backing out to leave. When I leave, it is safer and more convenient with far better visibility to be in the forward facing orientation. This is best unless I am loading things in the rear of the vehicle.
But other drivers will either wait while people back into places or back out of them, so the effect is similar, except that there is less surprise and danger when the back in and make signals.
Do not see the complaint.
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
628 posts
Posted on 2/8/26 at 8:28 am to
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