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Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:43 pm to
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8556 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:43 pm to
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Our kitchen looks, sounds, and smells like a 3rd world city in India everyday around lunchtime.


What McDonald's is it so I can avoid it?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74574 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:45 pm to
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but then you have to hear the annoying beep beep beeeeep.


You've got to stop it before the bomb explodes.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
17448 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:46 pm to
I gave up fighting for microwave time and just got one of these for my desk. Works well, just need to remember to plug it in ahead of time because it takes a long time to heat.

This post was edited on 2/3/26 at 12:47 pm
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3389 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:47 pm to
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The popcorn burners are the worst.


Between them and the people who reheat fish, are the worst.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6267 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:48 pm to
Sucks to be a poor.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
28558 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:51 pm to
What the heck is that?

Does it reheat gumbos and etouffee well too?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23038 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:51 pm to
Screw you. The 12 minutes it takes to cook my food are the only 12 minutes of relaxation I get in this shitberg.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7158 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:53 pm to
Nothing like microwaving my can of tuna for 5+ minutes.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
28867 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:53 pm to
You ever burned popcorn in the office microwave ?
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6723 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:56 pm to
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The popcorn burners are the worst.

No, the assholes that boil over or splatter their food in the microwave and don't clean up after themselves are the worst. Same ones who leave a drink can in the freezer until it explodes and then just leaves the mess in there. Or the neanderthals who can't seem to make coffee without spilling grinds or cream and sugar all over the counter tops....

HEY ASSHOLES, your mom/wife/mawmaw isn't here to clean up after you so stop leaving your food all over the break room you nasty, trashy, sub-human filth!

Probably the same ones who leave shite stains on the toilet seat too. Frick these nasty bastards. I can't imagine what their homes look/smell like.
This post was edited on 2/3/26 at 1:00 pm
Posted by DWIGHT
LSU
Member since Dec 2008
346 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:59 pm to
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Wife and kids do that at home. It drives me c r a z y. Just let it run out. Jesus take the wheel.


Why does this fricking matter?

You still have to clear to set your time

Regardless if it is zero or 3 or nothing

We are talking about microwaves

You save. 3 seconds? Is that going to hurt you in life?
Posted by SquirrelBones
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
438 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:01 pm to
they're usually the ones that just hit the "reheat" button, rather than 2min...
then sit in front of the microwave, watching it, wondering how long it may take. meanwhile, he/she is blocking the fridge, the other 2 microwaves, and the water cooler...
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
28558 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:03 pm to
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meanwhile, he/she is blocking the fridge, the other 2 microwaves, and the water cooler...


Damn. How big a baw/bawette is he/she?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16304 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:05 pm to
Sometimes I will set a timer for 12 minutes at around 11:25. The ice machine is noisy enough to where you can't hear the microwave. At 11:30 two or three people will be in line waiting.
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
10452 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:07 pm to


There needs to be only 2 buttons on microwaves

Add 30 Sec

Stop/Reset
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49649 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:12 pm to
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The assholes who leave 3 seconds left on the timer. Clear that shite


The fatties that don’t want you to hear the beep and scream at them eating again.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11655 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:15 pm to
Meat loafs from scratch take even longer than baked potatoes.
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Georgia
Member since Nov 2011
4224 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:15 pm to
Sorry hot pocket boy! Some of us have multiple gourmet items to heat up and we ain’t settling just to make the fat boy line go faster!
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69734 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:18 pm to
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The assholes who leave 3 seconds left on the timer. Clear that shite


this is about as bad as women who bitch about the toilet seat left up...press clear takes a second but i fell you it is a bit irritating
Posted by Thecoz
Member since Dec 2018
3965 posts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:22 pm to
Isn’t everything in a microwave cooked at high for either

333. Or 111 ?

My wife reheats stuff on super low forever!!!! I heat it at super high for a short time .. the stir it and mix the hot areas with cold..

We have learned to just agree to disagree on our microwave culinary skills



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