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re: Say something incriminating about the company you work for
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:41 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:41 pm to fr33manator
quote:
See me in my office.
NOW.
Your office is the Coates Hall bathroom?
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:42 pm to LucasP
Spoiler alert:
You wind up married to a SJW with a little brown rainbow of kids that aren't yours.
Jennifer Aniston is way hotter
You wind up married to a SJW with a little brown rainbow of kids that aren't yours.
Jennifer Aniston is way hotter
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:44 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:47 pm to LucasP
quote:
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:48 pm to MorbidTheClown
I work for a major alarm company, both residential and commercial. There's a major disconnect between departments.
My job is servicing equipment and doing installs. Our sales team and summer sales team straight up lies to the customer, promising both warranties and products that we cannot deliver. Our inventory management team (data entry) couldn't audit themselves out of a brown paper bag.
Half of my shifts are arguing with said departments due to them being shifty as hell.
My job is servicing equipment and doing installs. Our sales team and summer sales team straight up lies to the customer, promising both warranties and products that we cannot deliver. Our inventory management team (data entry) couldn't audit themselves out of a brown paper bag.
Half of my shifts are arguing with said departments due to them being shifty as hell.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:52 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
I'm placing my bets on ADT. I have ADT and absolutely despise them.
Nope. Although I personally do have ADT in my home and they've never given me any problems.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:52 pm to TDsngumbo
Mine is run by an a-hole.
I am self-employed.
I am self-employed.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:53 pm to Grim
I worked with, not for, a bank several years ago. After several buyouts, they're now part of one of the largest banks in the world. At the time of my dealings with them, their accounting practices were shoddy at best, and bordered on negligence.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:56 pm to TDsngumbo
We produce data that separates a fool from his money while helping an educated man to become richer.
We also use portions of that same data to make fun of uneducated buffoons on internet message boards.
We also use portions of that same data to make fun of uneducated buffoons on internet message boards.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:36 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:42 pm to TDsngumbo
The boss spends an inordinate amount of time online fricking off.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:46 pm to TDsngumbo
Nothing. Duh!
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:46 pm to idlewatcher
It's not incriminating, but most likely dishonest. The company I work for invoiced as much as possible early November and will not pay a single bill until the new year.
There's a major bond payment coming up next year and the company wants to pad the balance sheet with cash as much as possible. The outside analyst have us predicted at 50% to default and go into bankruptcy.
There's a major bond payment coming up next year and the company wants to pad the balance sheet with cash as much as possible. The outside analyst have us predicted at 50% to default and go into bankruptcy.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:47 pm to TDsngumbo
production numbers>> safety and proper maintenance which leads to a ton of un necessary downtime when we could just do everything the right way and be perfect.
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 4:52 pm
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:49 pm to LucasP
quote:
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
I don't see a problem. The law will use a similar formula in a negligence analysis.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:51 pm to TDsngumbo
My bosses will juice your income on the credit app and forge your proof of income to make the banks happy about financing your car.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:52 pm to TSLG
We had a guy once who kept posting insider info on the yahoo message board for our stock on his work PC.
It didn't end well for him.
It didn't end well for him.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:53 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
What does your job force you to do that you don't agree with?
You go first. Also, what is your name, who do you work for, and who is your boss?
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:55 pm to TSLG
TSLG
Ford dealership?
Ford dealership?
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:55 pm to TDsngumbo
I used to be a paralegal for a sole practitioner who NEVER came into the office.
He used to have me and his associate attorney (whose name was never listed as an attorney of record) forge his signature on pleadings filed with the courts.
No one can file a bar complaint against him now. He dead.
He used to have me and his associate attorney (whose name was never listed as an attorney of record) forge his signature on pleadings filed with the courts.
No one can file a bar complaint against him now. He dead.
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