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Posted on 6/5/19 at 12:43 am to
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68839 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 12:43 am to
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Uh, i think that's just called a parade. What is it exactly that straight people are looking to obtain here?


Not being looked down upon by you people.
This post was edited on 6/5/19 at 12:44 am
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
26395 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 1:11 am to
Hell I got a great idea for a float right off. One with a huge banner on it that says Straight White Men, WE DON'T SUCK! All the riders to wear MAGA hats and wave US flags.

A big Boombox blasting Sousa Marches and Hank Jr.

That ought to piss one and all off pretty well I think.
This post was edited on 6/5/19 at 1:17 am
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40613 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 1:50 am to
There's a straight pride parade every night in my bedroom when i make love to my smoking hot wife.

Ok maybe once per month.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 5:29 am to
Are you saying that gays can't go to a regular random parade? Says who?

quote:

What is it exactly that straight people are looking to obtain here?
To prove a point at how ridiculous the "pride" thing is. Just be gay and do your thing. Why do you have to force that fact on everybody else? Why do you have to be vile and vulgar in the streets? Why do you have to be practically sucking another dude's dick in public and making out and dancing around with sexual props to prove a point? I didn't realize that there was a straight version of that?

I'm straight and married to a woman. Does it mean that me and my wife need to be naked in the streets licking on each other and fricking out in public to celebrate that we're straight? No? Then why does a homosexual need to do that?
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
23851 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:26 am to
Gay pride parades throw condoms, lube, and necklaces with dicks on them.

What do I get at a straight pride parade?
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
54329 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:29 am to
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What do I get at a straight pride parade?


Playboys, Budweiser, and truck nuts
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
26039 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:37 am to
Where is white history month?
Posted by BeeFense5
Kenner
Member since Jul 2010
42331 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:44 am to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58745 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 6:46 am to
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Why get bent out of shape about the freedom to protest.. let them all eat and be gay together and the straight folks will do their things .

I’m in a straight pride parade right now

I’m driving to work
This post was edited on 6/5/19 at 7:03 am
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76798 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 7:00 am to
quote:

What do I get at a straight pride parade?

Condoms, lube, and necklaces with vaginas on them.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
45129 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 7:09 am to
Sure are a bunch of posters in this thread all butt hurt about a bunch of straight people marching down a street.

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32683 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 7:13 am to
Do we have a straight flag?

Side note.... I do get tired of all the gay acceptance shite shoved down our throats, is it really needed these days?
This post was edited on 6/5/19 at 7:15 am
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36742 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 7:19 am to
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LOL, exhibit A as to why the pride movement and its parades continue to be needed.

Have you ever seen a gay pride parade? Do you think anything that goes on there is going to convince someone who is anti-gay that they should change their stance?

ETA: I have no problem with gays, but flamboyant guys annoy me. They would annoy me if they acted the same way and slept with women too though.
This post was edited on 6/5/19 at 7:23 am
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17486 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 7:19 am to
quote:

If there were a NWCP


National. White. Colored. Person?
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
15014 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 7:20 am to
That's STRAIGHT up a great idea
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 7:25 am to
Cool
This post was edited on 6/8/20 at 1:54 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
138081 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 7:25 am to
We should have straight pride parades if we are going to have alternative pride parades.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134122 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 7:29 am to
quote:

There's a straight pride parade every night in my bedroom when i make love to my smoking hot wife.



A parade of dudes?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85721 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 7:29 am to
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A parade of dudes?



let's be honest

this is exactly what this straight pride parade will be

ETA: wait...that's the joke, isn't it? I'm retarded.
This post was edited on 6/5/19 at 7:30 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134122 posts
Posted on 6/5/19 at 7:31 am to
No...he said there was a parade every night in his bedroom...


I was making the joke that it sounded like a train
This post was edited on 6/5/19 at 7:32 am
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