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re: That Erection You Don’t Want
Posted on 8/11/18 at 5:23 pm to DustyDinkleman
Posted on 8/11/18 at 5:23 pm to DustyDinkleman
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How do you baws deal with the unwanted flagpole in your pants.
what kind of beta nonsense is this? I like to be sporting a massive blue veiner at all times to intimidate and fascinate
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Posted on 8/11/18 at 5:26 pm to SECdragonmaster
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I am almost 50. There is no such thing as an erection that I don’t want.
I am 50 and you are right.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 6:39 pm to DustyDinkleman
I can barely get one when I'm supposed to have one.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 6:42 pm to DustyDinkleman
At my age I would have a parade and be proud. I might even brag about it.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 7:27 pm to DustyDinkleman
Yeah for me it’s usually while walking the dogs on a cool morning with a light breeze. Let’s just say I avoid the sweatpants as often as possible In this situation haha
Posted on 8/11/18 at 7:29 pm to DustyDinkleman
At my age, I welcome those.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 7:38 pm to DustyDinkleman
I get them on long road trips. Particularly when hungover for whatever reason. Probably because a good beat is part of my hangover cure.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 7:40 pm to DustyDinkleman
How long was he in the pool with You?
Posted on 8/11/18 at 7:48 pm to DustyDinkleman
It moved.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 8:03 pm to DustyDinkleman
The hardon isn't so much the problem for me, it's the huge spot of prejizz that soaks through my drawers and pants.
So if I have foresight, I stuff some napkins down the front.
So if I have foresight, I stuff some napkins down the front.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 8:26 pm to DustyDinkleman
That doesn't exist with me. I'm 36.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 8:31 pm to fr33manator
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A that point I just go piss in the shower. There’s no comfortable way to piss in the toilet with a boner
There's no shame in sitting down on the toilet to piss like a woman when it's the middle of the night and you're dead arse tired, want to keep your eyes shut as you're trying to hold on to those precious dream waves.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 8:39 pm to S
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Every time i get up to piss at 4am.
This is the sole reason why I learned to do handstands.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 8:46 pm to Soup Sammich
At my age:
1) never trust a fart
2) never pass a rest room without stopping
3) never waste an erection
1) never trust a fart
2) never pass a rest room without stopping
3) never waste an erection
Posted on 8/11/18 at 9:07 pm to DustyDinkleman
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That Erection You Don’t Want
Every tax election makes me mad. I never want those elections....
Eta: oh, wait....
This post was edited on 8/11/18 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 8/11/18 at 9:23 pm to DustyDinkleman
I still have anxiety over a boner I had teaching English ( to adults ) in Japan. This one girl man, I couldn’t be within 100 feet of her or I drew wood. It was like some weird chemical primal thing every time I saw her. Standing up there at full salute like a perve in front of a bunch of Japanese housewives and grandmas and this one girl who drove me crazy, trying to think of anything to bring it down, to no avail. Supa-sukebe Gaijin.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 9:28 pm to DustyDinkleman
I can’t ride stationary bikes
Posted on 8/11/18 at 9:30 pm to DustyDinkleman
Was minutes away from a surgery when one of the nurses walked in just briefly. She was really hot, and I was wearing only one of those hospital gowns. She left and said she would be back in a minute. It was one of the most torturous minutes of my life, but somehow I managed to keep things under control until they wheeled me out.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 9:35 pm to DustyDinkleman
Wow. This thread is sad.
Posted on 8/11/18 at 11:38 pm to Sentrius
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There's no shame in sitting down on the toilet to piss like a woman when it's the middle of the night and you're dead arse tired, want to keep your eyes shut as you're trying to hold on to those precious dream waves.
Yeah but then you still have to do that lean forward two hand press on your dick and you still will spray out between the lid and the bowl
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