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Posted on 5/2/21 at 3:46 pm to Sun God
My wife absolutely hates when I send her this gif in texts. So when I want to end a text conversation, this is how I accomplish it.


Posted on 5/2/21 at 3:50 pm to Ingeniero
leave skid marks in the toilet
like what you want me to do, i’m not going to stand there there and watch the flushing process all the way through
like what you want me to do, i’m not going to stand there there and watch the flushing process all the way through
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 5/2/21 at 4:42 pm to Ingeniero
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use my monkey feet to pick things up off the ground
Keys or chicken wings? I see a difference.
Oh, and hookers and blow.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 4:46 pm to Ingeniero
Clipping my toenails in her presence always brings comments. I’m thinking “but isn’t it nice that I practice personal hygiene?”
Posted on 5/2/21 at 4:50 pm to Ingeniero
My wife would never let me know something insignificant that I do annoys her because she knows I would then do it nonstop forever
Posted on 5/2/21 at 4:58 pm to Ingeniero
I used to sing the Carol of the Bells aka Ring Christmas Bells using only the words "Ring Christmas Bells". About the time I steamed into the second verse, my ex-gf would scream "Will you stop that!".
Guess she wasn't a Christmas person.
Guess she wasn't a Christmas person.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 5:00 pm to Ingeniero
Is ronpay ubhay insignificant?
Posted on 5/2/21 at 5:06 pm to FightinTigersDammit
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Guess she wasn't a Christmas person.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 5:19 pm to LewDawg
Do you always dig in your a-hole before you take a shower?
Posted on 5/2/21 at 5:20 pm to Wolfhound45
leave the toilet seat up...at night...on purpose...
the sound emanating from the bathroom in the dark gets me giggling like a lil kid...
the sound emanating from the bathroom in the dark gets me giggling like a lil kid...
Posted on 5/2/21 at 5:40 pm to Ingeniero
I fart as soon as I wake up.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 6:02 pm to Ingeniero
She always tells me that she already told me something and gets pissed when I don’t what she’s talking about. I swear this happens at least once a day
Posted on 5/2/21 at 6:05 pm to Wolfhound45
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Exist
Could have just ended the thread right here.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 6:08 pm to Ingeniero
quote:spend time with my side piece. It’s usually insignificant time
What's something insignificant you do that annoys your wife?
Posted on 5/2/21 at 6:23 pm to Ingeniero
Totally befuddles her when she asks, "What are you thinking about?" and I say "Nothing"--------------and mean it.
Women don't understand that concept of men actually sitting around thinking of nothing.
Women don't understand that concept of men actually sitting around thinking of nothing.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 6:35 pm to SpecialHazard
Breathe and Exist are the correct answers
Posted on 5/2/21 at 6:46 pm to Ingeniero
I pace a lot. And for whatever reason she thinks it’s a real character flaw
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