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Posted on 7/21/21 at 12:59 pm to Solo Cam
the only one you'd have half a chance at is the shark
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:03 pm to LegendInMyMind
I would do more to you than any of those animals and laugh my arse off doing it…… first I would beat the shite out of you then I would tie you naked to a tree and the get a real fine woman to suck you off and get you hard and then put a one way barb up your pecker. And then I would grab some honey and spread it all over your sack and of course throw a shovel full of fire ants on top of said honey… all the while I’m laughing my arse off…
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:04 pm to Solo Cam
I don't know why but this sounds the worst to me
It would be personal and sadistic.
quote:
Wresting ring with a male chimp that hates you
It would be personal and sadistic.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:05 pm to Solo Cam
Great white shark....he wouldn't be hungry if he was in a swimming pool
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:05 pm to Solo Cam
I feel pretty good about killing a couple hyenas with a sharp spear.
I feel like they'd be held at bay pretty easily cause they'd do that nipping shite and get all scared cauae none of them wanna be the first in. They're opportunistic.
I feel like they'd be held at bay pretty easily cause they'd do that nipping shite and get all scared cauae none of them wanna be the first in. They're opportunistic.
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:08 pm to dukke v
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I would do more to you than any of those animals and laugh my arse off doing it…… first I would beat the shite out of you then I would tie you naked to a tree and the get a real fine woman to suck you off and get you hard and then put a one way barb up your pecker. And then I would grab some honey and spread it all over your sack and of course throw a shovel full of fire ants on top of said honey… all the while I’m laughing my arse off…
Peej, all of this makes you come off as really, really gay.
But I'd watch you handle his pecker trying to insert the barb, then rub his ball sack, just to see if you became erect.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:08 pm to cubsfan5150
quote:
Shark... just get out of the pool
Assumed that wouldn't be allowed.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:10 pm to bnb9433
quote:
Bear.
I would fck that thing up with a machete
I wish we could make this happen..
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:10 pm to Solo Cam
According to the marine researcher nerds, the shark doesn't really want to eat you. So, shark while I'm tucked tight into the corner of the pool. I also doubt the shark will be in feeding mode as a captive in that small, artificial, chlorinated area.
BTW, does the Pool Board know about this little shark issue? Is Gary going to do something about it before someone really gets hurt?
BTW, does the Pool Board know about this little shark issue? Is Gary going to do something about it before someone really gets hurt?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:10 pm to Solo Cam
quote:
Which animal would you fight?
sloth
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:11 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:
If you've ever heard the Grizzly Man recording it took forever for the bear to kill him. If you haven't heard it you should never listen to it.
You have never heard it either though...it's never been released I don't believe. The one that has gone around in the past is fake (or from something else).
I'll choose either the grizzly or the shark.
The last one on the list IMO is the chimp. frick those assholes.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:14 pm to dukke v
quote:Well, I'm a "glass half full" kinda guy, so...
I would tie you naked to a tree and the get a real fine woman to suck you off and get you hard and then put a one way barb up your pecker
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:17 pm to cubsfan5150
quote:Can’t.
Shark... just get out of the pool
5 min in pool can’t get our
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:19 pm to ronk
quote:Hyneas east you slow
It doesn't matter. They all end with the human dying.
Sharks are known to injure and swim off until your dead and then eat you
Tiger will be quick
So how do you want to die?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:20 pm to ThuperThumpin
quote:Ok however long it take a shark to be starving hungry- this shark is at this level and you’re bleeding like crazy
As I understand it from multiple seasons of Sharkweek viewing, is that sharks usually dont consume humans. So if Im lucky it wont be hungry or I can somehow stab it in the eye, it will back off.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:22 pm to Solo Cam
quote:They won't eat in captivity. This was an easy choice.
Ok however long it take a shark to be starving hungry- this shark is at this level and you’re bleeding like crazy
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:22 pm to jiffyjohnson
quote:Pitch black and you think you could take down a pack of staving hyneas?
I feel pretty good about killing a couple hyenas with a sharp spear.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 1:25 pm to Solo Cam
Hyenas. If you can manage to stay awake and moving all night, you'll probably be ok. They're pussies.
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