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Posted on 7/21/21 at 3:29 pm to Solo Cam
What's the venue for the chimps?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 3:33 pm to soccerfüt
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Sharks aren't animals. They are fish.
And what Kingdom are fish in?
Posted on 7/21/21 at 3:35 pm to Solo Cam
I'll take the fight with the shark and a 4" knife. I have no problem bleeding into the nearly-drained olympic-sized pool.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 3:37 pm to Solo Cam
None of the above. I'd be dead in seconds.
All of you would.
All of you would.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 3:51 pm to Solo Cam
Tiger in the forest. All day.
If I can get up a tree I'll fight it off with a hatchet.
Worst would be the shark - you're not doing shite in the water with a 4" knife.
If I can get up a tree I'll fight it off with a hatchet.
Worst would be the shark - you're not doing shite in the water with a 4" knife.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 4:06 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
Bear... I would cut an arm off with the machete, feed it to the bear, and hope it takes him longer than 5 minutes to eat it.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 4:34 pm to memphis tiger
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I was a competitive swimmer and water polo player most of my life, and can move laterally very well in the water. I think I can easily evade the shark for 5 minutes
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 7/21/21 at 4:40 pm to Solo Cam
The democrat animal.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 4:46 pm to LegendInMyMind
quote:
Which animal would you fight?
Destroya'
Posted on 7/21/21 at 4:46 pm to Solo Cam
A) Grizzly
or
D) Hyenas
frick those chimps and I'm not a strong enough swimmer to deal with a shark.
ETA: Until recenlty I didn't realize how fricking big hyenas are.
or
D) Hyenas
frick those chimps and I'm not a strong enough swimmer to deal with a shark.
ETA: Until recenlty I didn't realize how fricking big hyenas are.
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 7/21/21 at 5:08 pm to Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
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Climb a tree. Hope it takes 5 min to find me. If not use my superior position to keep him at bay with hatchet.
He may not have to climb the tree like thinking
Posted on 7/21/21 at 5:22 pm to deltaland
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Grizzly. 100 yd x 100yd is pretty big area I’d think if you stay to the far end it might not even bother you
Grizzlies are fast as all frick. They tire easily, but not within 100 yards.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 5:25 pm to memphis tiger
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The one possible exception is the chimp of it was cautious. You might get lucky and it won’t attack within the 5 minute time frame but if does you are either dead or wish with you were.
You’re most likely to survive the chimp, but it’s because a chimp will deliberately spare you but only after having ripped off your face, eyes, ears, hands, feet, and dick. They do this as a mere cruel mercy and so they can rob you of everything you hold dear. Quite frankly it’s one of the few animals you can call evil for doing such a thing.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 5:30 pm to OMLandshark
Grizzly. If you could run it through him, you could send him away.
A 4" knife wouldn't inflict enough damage to ward off the shark.
A 4" knife wouldn't inflict enough damage to ward off the shark.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 5:34 pm to OMLandshark
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Grizzlies are fast as all frick.
A grizzly can run up to 35 mph. Usain Bolt can run up to 23.5 mph.
That's 600 pounds of "you're fricked" barreling down on you at car speeds.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 5:42 pm to Jyrdis
quote:You shouldn’t talk about your mother like that.
I’m going against the 8 hyenas. I’ll tell a joke so good they’ll die from laughing.
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 7/21/21 at 6:20 pm to Solo Cam
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E) Wresting ring with a male chimp that hates you. No weapon. Hand to hand combat. Let me remind you- they don’t want to eat you. They want to rip your eyes out, bite your fingers off and rip your dick off.
Sometimes that chimp looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a chimp is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The wrasslin' ring turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those chimps come in and... they rip you to pieces.
Posted on 7/21/21 at 6:21 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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A grizzly can run up to 35 mph. Usain Bolt can run up to 23.5 mph.
Bolt's peak speed was more like 27 MPH. 23.5 MPH might have been his average speed through 100 meters, including the start and acceleration, but his top speed was definitely faster than that.
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 6:23 pm
Posted on 7/21/21 at 6:28 pm to Globetrotter747
If we are gonna get a weapon why not a good one, like a m240 on an elevated position
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