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Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:12 am to
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37333 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:12 am to
Did you hear about the bald man who bought a wig from the Dollar Store?





He said it was a small price toupee
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16144 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:13 am to
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You noticed and then you started a thread about it and then edited said thread to include more insecure ramblings about what men wear.

In all fairness, it is YOU that is the little bitch. Deal with it.


Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32814 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:14 am to
God only made a handful of beautiful heads in this world. All the rest were meant to be hidden by hair
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10881 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:15 am to
56 year old bald guy checking in.

My dad started losing his hair at 18 so I knew I was likely going to be the same. I think for me it started in my early 20s. I was definitely the vain guy who took pride in his hair always looking perfect. At first I tried Rogaine, but that didn't really work. At the time the style was similar to how Ross from Friends wore his hair, short, gelled, and combed forward some. I was able to rock that for a while, but the hairline kept receding and eventually it felt like I was nearing "comb over" territory. Which is even worse than a toupee in my opinion.

So I bought a nice set of clippers, chopped it down with the shortest guard, and never looked back. I wonder how much I've saved on hair cuts?

Posted by Tiger BTT
Member since Nov 2023
352 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:20 am to
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In all fairness, it is YOU that is the little bitch. Deal with it.


Go buy a new toupee and new shoe lifts.
Maybe that will cheer you up
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55387 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:21 am to
Because they are not confident in themselves. I started shaving my head in 2005.:finger:
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4154 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:22 am to
Same reason women wear wigs, dye hair, etc.
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
3059 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:23 am to
Sell your pain in the “arse hair” for toupee money?
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:25 am to
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Go buy a new toupee and new shoe lifts. Maybe that will cheer you up


Wrong again, I’m 6’1” and completely comfortable in my own skin. Clearly you aren’t otherwise a simple glance at a man’s toupee wouldn’t have resulted in this thread. Luckily for you it’s a Monday and I’m down to frick with a poor thread.
Posted by Tiger BTT
Member since Nov 2023
352 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:28 am to
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Wrong again, I’m 6’1” and completely comfortable in my own skin. Clearly you aren’t otherwise a simple glance at a man’s toupee wouldn’t have resulted in this thread. Luckily for you it’s a Monday and I’m down to frick with a poor thread.


Only a short bald guy would get that triggered about post mentioning toupees and shoe lifts.
Sorry for your baldness shorty.
There will always be a short 300lb woman out there for guys like you
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:34 am to
Triggered is when someone starts a thread over something they saw in a grocery store. I’m sure you were buying a soy product of some sort.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6789 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:39 am to
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I didn't fight it, shaved it off and loving it. Never have to worry about my hair. I do have a decent bald head though. Not all men do.


Not much in this world feels better than a cool breeze across a freshly shaved head.
This post was edited on 11/27/23 at 9:40 am
Posted by Lazer Legz
South
Member since May 2020
368 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:43 am to
Combover for me if and when necessary.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8312 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:43 am to
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Not much in this world feels better than a cool breeze across a freshly shaved head.

yep. mine started thinning in my early 20s. by mid 30s it was noticeably thin on top. it's still about the same now. if i grow it out a little, it looks ok. but i no-guard it every week and save money on haircuts.

it helps that short hair is encouraged in my business.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19780 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:55 am to
I once worked with a guy that had a hairline that looked like George Costanza from "Seinfeld".

One day he comes to work looking like a caricature of Elvis with a massive pompadour style wig on. I almost pissed my pants laughing at this fool. I figured it was a joke, but he was serious and took to wearing it all the time.

He did eventually get one that wasn't quite as extreme, but it still was obviously fake and could be spotted from a block away.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11507 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:00 am to
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it helps that short hair is encouraged in my business.



You're in the military.
You prepare food for a living.
You work around rotating equipment.

That's all I got.
Posted by BearCrocs
Member since Aug 2013
8369 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:03 am to
I've had someone pretty close to me wear one since I can remember. It's so obvious, and he's certainly not fooling anyone, but nobody says anything.

He would look much better if he just shaved his head.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60931 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:14 am to
Why do women wear wigs / merkins?
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8312 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:17 am to
quote:

You're in the military.
You prepare food for a living.
You work around rotating equipment.

i'm a Marine
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:18 am to
quote:

Why do men wear toupees ?


Because it looks better than being bald

Duh
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