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re: Why do trashies love Michelob Ultra?

Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:45 am to
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:45 am to
Same reason they love yeti. It's the most expensive option so they feel cool.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59592 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:01 am to
I think I could pick miller lite out of the bunch because that's my go to light beer, but I would have no idea with the rest.

Rolling rock, bud, banquet beer, high life... I could discern all of those.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6800 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:19 am to
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IPA


I’m convinced that no one actually likes IPAs but everyone wants to be seen with one because they’re so trendy right now.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29467 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:20 am to
Another Tastes Great versus Less Calories thread.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
40379 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:21 am to
I mean, 5 years ago it had like half the alcohol content of a bud light or coors light, so there was no point. They are basically the same now.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17875 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:22 am to
The trashies can keep the Ultras, and I'll stick to my Natty Light.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6800 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Same reason they love yeti. It's the most expensive option so they feel cool.


Does anyone actually pay for them? I have one along with a couple of my bros, and none of us actually paid for them.
Posted by BMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
16776 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:38 am to
The ultimate macro light lager blind taste test ranking

quote:

7. Michelob Ultra ABV: 4.2%

The verdict: One of the only segments of Anheuser’s portfolio that has actually been growing in recent years is this low-carb beer, which has been very successfully marketed toward endurance runners and irritating CrossFit disciples from coast to coast. This stuff is the ultimate in “I don’t want to taste anything, and I just want it to go down effortlessly,” clearly designed to be poundable following your workout. It might be the driest of all the beers we sampled; there is no residual sweetness in this thing, which means it is ridiculously easy to drink. As one score sheet says: “Super dry, bland and fizzy. Clean, but practically nonexistent.” That’s either a plus in your eyes or a minus, but at the very least this beer is exactly what they intend it to be.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86856 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:42 am to
quote:

bud light, michelob ultra, miller lite, coors lite, etc. are all the same


No
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
11072 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:02 am to
Ultras go down easy.. can knock back a case over some crawfish
Posted by bailey4442
Member since Aug 2009
450 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:04 am to
quote:

why do trashies


philly444 sounds familiar

Hessmanian
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72114 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:06 am to
easiest beer to shotgun fwiw
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:06 am to
quote:

How can one be okay with drinking that shite

This!

quote:

It’s no worse than bud, miller, coors, etc


I guess I can agree that is no worse only because there is LESS crappy taste, but it still crappy taste, just watered down more.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86856 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:06 am to
quote:

The ultimate macro light lager blind taste test ranking

quote:
That thing is nuts.
Posted by crtodd
Member since Nov 2005
1723 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Why do people come on here and trash things they don't like? 


I've decided it's the new OT.

Gone are the days when people were shoving bread under a locked door to feed the person who locked himself behind said door. Or soup deliveries. Or office pranks that really worked and entertained us for hours.
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4925 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:14 am to
It's usually women and guys concerned with carbs/calories. I'll drink any beer that's cold and free, but Ultra has the least flavor. And it pisses me off that the cans don't fit tight in a koozie.

The best lights are Dixie, Miller and Yeungling.

Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12355 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:44 am to
you sound like you only drink Michelobs
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12355 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 12:01 pm to
Lol don’t you bring that over here brah
Posted by cwarr14
up da bayou
Member since Oct 2013
386 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

I'm living the Miller LOW Life



FIFY
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15472 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

thought trashy was Busch Beer a.k.a. unemployment beer


I love Busch Beer
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