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re: Wife decided to hand wash her car for the first time. Ever. -UPDATE
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:11 am to BuddyRoeaux
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:11 am to BuddyRoeaux
Well the bugs are all off.
But thanks for the reminder, I’ll tell my chief of staff of my main residence to personally thank the fleet staff for their commitment to the cleanliness of my fleet.
But thanks for the reminder, I’ll tell my chief of staff of my main residence to personally thank the fleet staff for their commitment to the cleanliness of my fleet.
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:12 am to Jack Daniel
I honestly don't understand how someone could be that dumb to be honest.
Also...how can you get to adulthood and have never hand washed a car before????
Hell as kids me and a neighbor made extra cash hand washing the cars driven by a couple of the elderly that lived by themselves on our street. Easy money for a 10 year old.
My brother and sister and both mentally challenged and even they would know NOT to do this. So yeah...I hope OP's wife is at least hot
Also...how can you get to adulthood and have never hand washed a car before????
Hell as kids me and a neighbor made extra cash hand washing the cars driven by a couple of the elderly that lived by themselves on our street. Easy money for a 10 year old.
My brother and sister and both mentally challenged and even they would know NOT to do this. So yeah...I hope OP's wife is at least hot
This post was edited on 9/28/19 at 9:13 am
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:13 am to lsunurse
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Sorry you married an idiot.
Chose more wisely for the next marriage
Nice.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:16 am to AU4real35
Yeah but that is just an early morning spelling/grammar error. It happens.
What OP's wife did....that is just a clear lack of numerous brain cells.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:19 am to Gaston
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We bought a $4500 range and my wife cleaned it the first time with a scotch brite pad. Scratched the shite out of it. She said ‘it’s stainless, right?’ Yea but not scratchless.
Same thing happened with my fridge. Except it was someone that cleans for us.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:21 am to BurningHeart
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:22 am to Gaston
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We bought a $4500 range and my wife cleaned it the first time with a scotch brite pad. Scratched the shite out of it. She said ‘it’s stainless, right?’ Yea but not scratchless.
I thought I was the only person to marry someone this stupid. Same shite happened here.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:27 am to Jack Daniel
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Sometimes I wonder if some of y’all even dated before getting married or had an arranged marriage. How are y’all married to women so dumb?
I'll take this one.
Young me was concerned about three things.
Cute face
Perky bubble butt
Kinky beyond compare
Older me wants all that, big tits, and intelligence.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:28 am to BuddyRoeaux
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Used a scouring pad
How dumb! Everyone knows you have to use a dry 80 grit sandpaper attachment!
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:29 am to BuddyRoeaux
Did she use Dawn?
I can't even get my wife to bring her's to the damn car wash...
I can't even get my wife to bring her's to the damn car wash...
This post was edited on 9/28/19 at 9:30 am
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:29 am to BuddyRoeaux
Well, did she get the bugs off?
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:32 am to BuddyRoeaux
Pics of the wife doing it otherwise you are lying.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:32 am to BuddyRoeaux
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Wife decided to hand wash her car for the first time. Ever.
Used a scouring pad to, “get the bugs off”. She had no clue the repercussions of her actions to the paint. It’s bad. Real bad.
What she just did was make sure she will never have to wash the car again, you have not been married very long have you?
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:38 am to TheHarahanian
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You understand you’re about to get hammered for no pics, right?
I found the pics:
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:40 am to Hangover Haven
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Did she use Dawn?
While not on the scouring pad level of dumb using household detergents makes the list.
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I can't even get my wife to bring her's to the damn car wash...
This right here but mine is smart enough to let it go on till it's so dirty I can't stand it and wash the damn thing myself.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:40 am to BuddyRoeaux
Pics
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:42 am to BuddyRoeaux
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Used a scouring pad to, “get the bugs off”. She had no clue the repercussions of her actions to the paint. It’s bad. Real bad.
Did she rub her boobs over the windows when reaching to get the roof?
because I am going to pretend she did even if she didn't
edit: dammit should have read the thread
This post was edited on 9/28/19 at 9:43 am
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:44 am to gthog61
My wife won’t drive her car through a wash much less hand wash, count yourself lucky that she tried
And ruined the paint.
And ruined the paint.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:59 am to BuddyRoeaux
Pics or car?
Might be the first time ever I’m requesting pics of the wife second.
Might be the first time ever I’m requesting pics of the wife second.
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