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re: Worst whore story you’ve ever witnessed or knew
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:18 am to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:18 am to TheCaterpillar
That's love man 
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Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:18 am to TheCaterpillar
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I know a very promiscuous girl who was getting fricked in the arse doggy style, the guy pulled out, and a single, solid turd followed.
She reached behind her back through her legs, caught the turd as it was falling, and threw it into a bedside garbage can. And he continued to frick her in the arse.
They are now married.
No words.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:19 am to TheCaterpillar
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She reached behind her back through her legs, caught the turd as it was falling, and threw it into a bedside garbage can. And he continued to frick her in the arse.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:19 am to TheCaterpillar
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She reached behind her back through her legs, caught the turd as it was falling, and threw it into a bedside garbage can. And he continued to frick her in the arse.
They are now married.
I bet that was the moment he realized she was the one.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:20 am to Cump11b
Jesus they were kids.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:20 am to TheCaterpillar
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She reached behind her back through her legs, caught the turd as it was falling, and threw it into a bedside garbage can. And he continued to frick her in the arse.
They are now married.
Sounds like a keeper
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:20 am to Lickitty Split
I knew this whore, she sucked this dudes dick.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:21 am to TheCaterpillar
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She reached behind her back through her legs, caught the turd as it was falling, and threw it into a bedside garbage can. And he continued to frick her in the arse.
They are now married.
plot twist...she now goes by "MrsCaterpillar"
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:23 am to Lickitty Split
This thread makes me miss being single.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:24 am to TheCaterpillar
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I have quite a few from Ole Miss. Girls that had trains run on them, blew several guys in one night and made out with each, etc.
That reminds me of a story about a chick in the old University Commons apartments. One of my friends was in the bedroom with her, after a session she said she needed to go get some water, on her way to get water and back she made a pit stop to suck the dick of our other friend sleeping on the couch, then she finally made it back to the bedroom
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:25 am to TheCaterpillar
Is that girl from New Roads?
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:26 am to ZappBrannigan
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Jesus they were kids.
Yea, pretty tragic.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:27 am to Loungefly85
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This thread makes me miss being single.
I have some pretty crazy adventures from younger and wilder days, sometimes I think back and wonder, was that really me?
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:29 am to Tester1216
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I honestly don't believe humans are made for this but I do think therein lies a mental issues when a person is juggling multi sex partners daily.
Societies that didnt prioritize monogamy and marriage were quickly destroyed within.
Human beings are obviously greater beings than animals and shouldn't be held to animalistic standards.
Theres a reason we call bad people "animals".
No one should be stoned to death or ridiculed for sex partners, but let's not act like it means nothing and is something to encourage or celebrate.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:30 am to Cump11b
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My neighbor was deployed and his wife was sleeping around with 5 BBC... like at the same time train kind of stuff. He got shot with an RPG that didn't detonate but messed him up pretty bad. One night, she was texting one of her dudes and he flipped out, stabbed her 80 times including shoving a butcher knife in her pussy. You could see her claw marks on the floor where she tried to crawl away.
Dude tried to claim PTSD but got 1st degree murder instead because he purchased the knifes he used to murder her with a week prior and took some creepy internet quiz on being a serial killer.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:33 am to Lickitty Split
A man and his wife had roof damage and hired a company to fix it...
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:34 am to Bigfishchoupique
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I knew a 25 year old that was married to a doctor that was hooking at home while he was doing his residency. She was fine too.
I knew a VERY hot chick who was a mutual friend that I wanted to bang so badly. She was mid 20's and had just got divorced from her hubby who was a doctor. I always wondered why ANY dude would divorce her.
This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:36 am to tiggerthetooth
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Human beings are obviously greater beings than animals and shouldn't be held to animalistic standards.
I agree here but I will say that at the end of the day we are still animals and sex still makes the world go round.
What separates us from them is the power to rationally choose. I'll also add that as humans can verbally commit to a partner and a relationship, animals cannot.
This post was edited on 6/19/19 at 10:38 am
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:37 am to notiger1997
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Mommy comes home half drunk and had cum stains around her mouth.
How does one have cum stains on their mouth?
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:37 am to Tyga Woods
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A man and his wife had roof damage and hired a company to fix it...
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