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re: You got any Old Guy Sayings?
Posted on 9/24/19 at 7:00 pm to Cheese Grits
Posted on 9/24/19 at 7:00 pm to Cheese Grits
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
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Posted on 9/24/19 at 7:06 pm to LSUfanNkaty
quote:“Crackin’” is the proper old guy term.
Dude.. you had the perfect shot to say quote: He's plugging your wife
Posted on 9/24/19 at 7:08 pm to White Bear
Happier than a puppy with two peckers
Hard as woodpecker lips
Fair to middling
Knock sparks off of it (hit it hard)
Wish in one hand and shite in the other and see which one fills up quicker
If buzzards carried a juke box there’d be music in the sky
Hard as woodpecker lips
Fair to middling
Knock sparks off of it (hit it hard)
Wish in one hand and shite in the other and see which one fills up quicker
If buzzards carried a juke box there’d be music in the sky
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 7:11 pm
Posted on 9/24/19 at 7:16 pm to White Bear
When facing tough situation, “ had to take it like a mule in a hailstorm.”
When asked how much snow you got, “it’s a-hole deep to a tall indian.”
to someone faking compliments, “too much sugar for a dime”
When asked how much snow you got, “it’s a-hole deep to a tall indian.”
to someone faking compliments, “too much sugar for a dime”
Posted on 9/24/19 at 7:18 pm to Stevo
Bitch is crazier than a run over dog.
My dad uses all of these when he’s had a few beers.
My dad uses all of these when he’s had a few beers.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 7:19 pm to White Bear
crazier than a road lizard. my Aunt used to use that one.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 7:21 pm to White Bear
Let me worry about the mule going blind. You just load the wagon.
Every day is a school day.
To be a great liar you have to tell the truth 99% of the time.
Every day is a school day.
To be a great liar you have to tell the truth 99% of the time.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 7:37 pm to shinerfan
Figures lie and liars figure.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:19 pm to BlastOff
It's so quiet you can hear a mouse get a hard-on
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:26 pm to udtiger
My luck’s so bad if it was raining titties I’d get hit with a dick
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:28 pm to SmokedBrisket2018
quote:
It's hotter than two rats f**king in a wool sock
hotter than a double dicked billy goat
heard an old guy say that when I was a young guy
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:28 pm to BlastOff
you don't know shite from Shinola
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:30 pm to BlastOff
I wouldn’t say these are traditional old guy sayings, but my dad is old and he says these a lot. “Everything is status quo” and “ it is what it is”
Love that guy.
Love that guy.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:37 pm to jacquespene8
quote:
My luck’s so bad if it was raining titties I’d get hit with a dick
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:38 pm to Carson123987
quote:don’t know shite from wild honey
you don't know shite from Shinola
He didn’t know if he was winding his arse or scratching his watch
Didn’t know whether to shite or go blind
Couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper sack
You’d rather sandpaper a leopards arse than fk with me
You’d hit me in the mouth and I’d never quit whistling
shite like a tied coon
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 9/24/19 at 10:11 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
quote:
My get up and go just got up and went
Good one.
Made me think of; the iron in my blood turned to lead in my arse
Posted on 9/24/19 at 10:25 pm to Nicky Parrish
Country old guy looking at a young guy in garish clothes: "I wouldn't wear that to a goat frickin'!"
Posted on 9/24/19 at 10:32 pm to BlastOff
She could scare a cat off a gut wagon
Posted on 9/24/19 at 10:41 pm to SG_Geaux
If that ain’t country I’ll hare lip the pope.
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:19 pm to BlastOff
My favorite, "you can't kill bad grass"
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