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Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:35 pm to
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10175 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:35 pm to
Your monthly budget includes bird seeds.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
4290 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:36 pm to
When your kids tell you that you smell like an old man
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32533 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:36 pm to
You can’t trust a fart…
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Premium Plus® Member
Member since Jul 2021
3432 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

Halfway thru masturbating you just quit.


Posted by ArkLaTexTiger
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
2570 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:50 pm to
You never walk past a bathroom.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
55935 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:51 pm to
You might be a redneck
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
10757 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:52 pm to
You go to sit down and sit on your balls
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
36406 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:52 pm to
You get so drunk, you fall asleep during sex
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19589 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

You go to a movie, and you don’t want to take a nap, but you do.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:55 pm to
quote:

Halfway thru masturbating you just quit.


I get tired just *thinking* about it now.

But I still get it done.
Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
26347 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:01 pm to
I fall asleep in every movie I watch in the theater. That’s why I kept going way before COVID
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19812 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:06 pm to
You wake up to pee
Every fricking night
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:07 pm to
I have actually done this
Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
1578 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:15 pm to
When you lie back in the bathtub and your nutz float up to the surface
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11444 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:19 pm to
Your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.
Posted by jpcajun
Member since Nov 2010
1405 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:28 pm to
When you sit down to take a shite and your balls touch the water
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
26390 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:38 pm to
You drive at exactly the speed limit to piss off them young whipper snappers.
Posted by SeaBass23
VA
Member since Jul 2019
1774 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:42 pm to
I remember as a kid my dad rooting for Nolan Ryan because he was older than him. Fast forward 30 years and I’m rooting for Tom Brady because he is ‘old’ like me.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83705 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:42 pm to
When you worry about pulling a back muscle with every sneeze
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
2339 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:46 pm to
When you look forward to taking an afternoon nap
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