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Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:36 pm to Bubb
When your kids tell you that you smell like an old man
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:42 pm to BHM
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Halfway thru masturbating you just quit.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:50 pm to Alyosha
You never walk past a bathroom.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:52 pm to Alyosha
You go to sit down and sit on your balls
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:52 pm to Alyosha
You get so drunk, you fall asleep during sex
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:54 pm to Alyosha
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You go to a movie, and you don’t want to take a nap, but you do.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:55 pm to BHM
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Halfway thru masturbating you just quit.
I get tired just *thinking* about it now.
But I still get it done.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:01 pm to Alyosha
I fall asleep in every movie I watch in the theater. That’s why I kept going way before COVID
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:06 pm to Alyosha
You wake up to pee
Every fricking night
Every fricking night
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:15 pm to Alyosha
When you lie back in the bathtub and your nutz float up to the surface
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:19 pm to DR93Berlin
Your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:28 pm to Alyosha
When you sit down to take a shite and your balls touch the water
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:38 pm to Alyosha
You drive at exactly the speed limit to piss off them young whipper snappers.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:42 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I remember as a kid my dad rooting for Nolan Ryan because he was older than him. Fast forward 30 years and I’m rooting for Tom Brady because he is ‘old’ like me.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:42 pm to Alyosha
When you worry about pulling a back muscle with every sneeze
Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:46 pm to biglego
When you look forward to taking an afternoon nap
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