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Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
26927 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:46 pm to
That’s a lot of words to say you’re never going to be married
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13873 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:49 pm to
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But I am not sure if I know of anyone who got a divorce while building a house


That’s because women can be evil, and would wait until the house is completely built and fully furnished before filing papers (they typically pick most of the furniture choices). They wouldn’t file for divorce before the fancy countertops and custom kitchen are already in place.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
121118 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

I have a friend who was told "I hope the next time I see you is at your funeral".



That's cold.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
26433 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:59 pm to
You're Probably Headed for a Divorce When...

When she comes home with a case of Bud Light.
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2357 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 7:06 pm to

When she catches you sneaking out to drink Bud Light.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
47148 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 7:26 pm to
Her internet history is full of BBC
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40076 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 7:52 pm to
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Come to find out not only were they arguing constantly about the details of the house but he found out she starting cheating with the electrician that was doing their wiring.



One might say they had a "spark."
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40076 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 7:53 pm to
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You're Probably Headed for a Divorce When...


one person shuts completely down, and the other continues to push trying to save the marriage, when in reality, all it does is cause the other person to shut down even more.

quote:


You're Probably Headed for a Divorce When...


one spouse sees an attorney for a consultation. Attorneys aren't in the business of playing counselor. They love division and make their living off of it.


Guilty.
This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 7:56 pm
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
23959 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:14 pm to
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details of the house but he found out she starting cheating with the electrician that was doing their wiring.


Laying the cable
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53331 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:16 pm to
Sorry brother. Hang in there. Better days lie ahead.
This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 8:20 pm
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7077 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:25 pm to
When one of your wife's friends sees you at Pat O'Briens with your side piece.

Well, wasn't wife but live in GF.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41850 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:33 pm to
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I can't imagine my wife and I fighting over building a house other than the cost. I don't give a shite about a house other than the basics.


She wants you to make all the methed up, strung out contractors to show up 7 days a week. It’s not all about arguing over paint colors and crown molding styles.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40076 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:40 pm to
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Sorry brother. Hang in there. Better days lie ahead.




Like many, I have my ups and downs. I realized this. No matter how bad it was, or how bad it could be, I've survived it. Just like everyone else.

The best thing I could ever do for myself is to forgive myself. I let go of beating myself up and living in regret. It's a freeing feeling.
Posted by jivy26
Member since Nov 2008
2845 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:43 pm to
Have joint social media accounts.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22295 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:48 pm to
Keep pushing baw, I know some head straight to the bottle to drown things out. However, it seems as though you’ve done well through this tumultuous time
This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 11:54 pm
Posted by Richard Grayson
Bestbank
Member since Sep 2022
2149 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:49 pm to
When every conversation becomes one sided. When exchanging pleasantries becomes a tortuous struggle. When everyday you feel like you’re alone even when you’re next to her. When you choose to pick fights just so she’ll go away for a while. When you talk a lot but you’re never heard. When you sit next to someone you don’t even know anymore. A stranger you’re sure you once loved. You assure yourself everyday that there must have been something there in the beginning. When you find yourself aimlessly searching every day for a missing piece you didn’t know you lost to something you’re no longer sure you ever even had.

When the day to day grind of being near her is so empty and shallow it erodes any happy memories you had. You give everything you can of yourself to hold on to the feeling you know you once had and eventually you’re left an empty shell of a man in an empty shell of a relationship next to a person you feel has sucked the very life and soul out of you and the worst part is she doesn’t even seem to notice or care.

And that’s what hurts the worst. It’s not everything else. It’s the fact that you’re so desperately miserable and empty and broken and she doesn’t even notice. You bend over backwards after a while and swallow your feelings and try to just focus on making her happy. And it works. She’s happy. But you’re not. Not really.

And one day you have a bad day and you just need someone to listen. You just need someone to be a caring ear. A good friend. And so you begin to tell her you’re having a rough time and she interrupts you and scolds you for daring to bring up your problems. For daring to bring down her mood. Despite the fact that she unloads on you every day.

To not only witness but actually feel and intimately live through such selfish egotistical hatred as making your spouse feel like shite for having feelings and voicing them changes you. It changes your core.

How could you claim to love someone and live with them for years and be so callous or disconnected to not even notice when that person is having a rough time. Or worse, notice and not even care.

The beauty in that realization and its fundamental change in your heart is you grow completely numb to feelings at all and you sort of just accept your fate and begin planning for the inevitable.
This post was edited on 5/30/23 at 3:58 pm
Posted by SwampRocket
Houston, Texas
Member since Dec 2012
645 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 9:07 pm to
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When every conversation becomes one sided. When everyday you feel like you’re alone even when you’re next to her. When you choose to pick fights just so she’ll go away for a while. When you talk a lot but you’re never heard. When you sit next to someone you don’t even know anymore. A stranger you’re sure you once loved. You assure yourself everyday that there must have been something there in the beginning. When you find yourself aimlessly searching every day for a missing piece you didn’t know you lost to something you’re no longer sure you ever even had. When the day to day grind of being near her is so empty and shallow it erodes any happy memories you had. You give everything you can of yourself to hold on to the feeling you know you once had and eventually you’re left an empty shell of a man in an empty shell of a relationship next to a person you feel has sucked the very life and soul out of you and the worst part is she doesn’t even seem to notice or care. And that’s what hurts the worst. It’s not everything else. It’s the fact that you’re so desperately miserable and empty and broken and she doesn’t even notice. You bend over backwards after a while and swallow your feelings and try to just focus on making her happy. And it works. She’s happy. But you’re not. Not really. And one day you have a bad day and you just need someone to listen. You just need someone to be a caring ear. A good friend. And so you begin to tell her you’re having a rough time and she interrupts you and scolds you for daring to bring up your problems. For daring to bring down her mood. Despite the fact that she unloads on you every day. To not only witness but actually feel and intimately live through such selfish egotistical hatred as making your spouse feel like shite for having feelings and voicing them changes you. It changes your core. How could you claim to love someone and live with them for years and be so callous or disconnected to not even notice when that person is having a rough time. Or worse, notice and not even care. The beauty in that realization and its fundamental change in your heart is you grow completely numb to feelings at all and you sort of just accept your fate and begin planning for the inevitable.


Damn son, hope you’re in a better place.

Stay single fellas, the juice ain’t worth the squeeze no mo.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

When...

She gets a taste of SEClint
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 9:52 pm to
When you figure out she's been unlocking your phone by using facial recognition while you are asleep
Posted by DBama1
Atlanta
Member since Dec 2009
1296 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

Stay single fellas, the juice ain’t worth the squeeze no mo.

That is sig material right there
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