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re: Israel blows up all the Hezbollah Pagers simultaneously
Posted on 9/17/24 at 12:23 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Posted on 9/17/24 at 12:23 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Carrying in your pocket or on your hip will have you showing up to meet your forty virgins missing your junk that has got to be the pits.
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Posted on 9/17/24 at 12:25 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Emergency UN Security Council vote condemning Israel sure to follow soon.
US will support the resolution nd Jews will still vote 80% plus for Kamala.
US will support the resolution nd Jews will still vote 80% plus for Kamala.
Posted on 9/17/24 at 12:38 pm to Geauxldilocks
Israelis helping them with their suicide bombing campaign.
:I’ll allow it.gif.:
:I’ll allow it.gif.:
Posted on 9/17/24 at 12:39 pm to Quidam65
quote:
They messed with God's blessed.
If ever there are additions to the Torah, this story might be embellished somewhat.
Posted on 9/17/24 at 12:46 pm to blueridgeTiger
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If tweet fails to load, click here. Good god how many Hezbollah members will Israel have taken out when the final numbers come in. Now its up to over 4000!
Posted on 9/17/24 at 12:50 pm to MrLSU
Posted on 9/17/24 at 12:50 pm to GumboPot
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How do you hack a pager to have their batteries explode? And who TF are carrying around pagers these days?
This terrifies me because if the Israelis can do this with pagers, you damned well know the CIA or NSA can do this with cell phones.
All of our cell phones
In our pockets
4 inches away from our cocks.
Posted on 9/17/24 at 12:51 pm to The Maj
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Well, that is entertaining and scary as hell at the same time... Imagine what our government could/would do with that ability....
Uh, yes!!!
And not only our government... any government or terrorist group that gets ahold of the tech... or figures out how to do this now that they know its possible.
Posted on 9/17/24 at 12:52 pm to Quidam65
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In seriousness I have no idea how to pull that off. I know that a cell phone can get very warm if used a lot (in my case, all it does is turn down the brightness to where I can't see anything).
You literally intercept the shipments, insert explosives, then get the shipment back on track.
This post was edited on 9/17/24 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 9/17/24 at 12:52 pm to TigerFanatic99
"In our pockets
4 inches away from our cocks."
This is called the Beirut Birth Control Bomb
4 inches away from our cocks."
This is called the Beirut Birth Control Bomb
This post was edited on 9/17/24 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 9/17/24 at 1:06 pm to Captain Rumbeard
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The Ministry of Public Health said hospitals were being placed on “maximum alert” and requested that “all citizens who own wireless communication devices stay away from them.”
Posted on 9/17/24 at 1:12 pm to theballguy
democrates will now want to ban pagers and cell phones to control
Posted on 9/17/24 at 1:20 pm to Trevaylin
Latest numbers coming in are over 5000 beepers exploded in Lebanon and Syria with some outlets now saying the number of casualties could exceed 12,000.
Posted on 9/17/24 at 1:28 pm to MrLSU
I need to open a hook prosthetic store in Beirut.
Posted on 9/17/24 at 1:30 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Israeli's are amazing at how wild they can reach out and touch you at the least expected time. 
Posted on 9/17/24 at 1:35 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Just think what could be done if they can hack an EV if a measly pager can cause this level of damage.
Posted on 9/17/24 at 1:55 pm to uggabugga
quote:They know now.
They were unknowingly buying explosive pagers from the Mossad
Posted on 9/17/24 at 1:58 pm to Crow Pie
If Israel did this to every damn car alarm around the world at once no one would ever give them shite for anything ever again.
Posted on 9/17/24 at 1:59 pm to tonydtigr
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Wanna bet they could just as easily do it to cell phones?
Wouldn’t this be the ideal way to go - death and search history cleared at one time
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