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Predict the Zion update, part 72
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:31 am
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:31 am
2 weeks to slow the spread
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:36 am to Fun Bunch
He's cleared and will get his first practice in on Saturday and be on minutes restrictions for the Minnesota game.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:37 am to supe12sta12z
Progress,2 weeks, yada yada
you guys know the drill
you guys know the drill
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:37 am to supe12sta12z
He’s not playing the rest of the season, or postseason IMO.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:38 am to Fun Bunch
He’s cleared but will need 6 months to get back in shape. That’s all folks!
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:48 am to Fun Bunch
I just don't know how a rational person can think that he'll play against this season
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:48 am to Fun Bunch
If they say 2 more weeks I’m going to the facility personally and demanding answers.
They better not come with that bullshite.
They better not come with that bullshite.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:50 am to Fun Bunch
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2 weeks to slow the spread
The hamstring vaccine is 100% safe and effective
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:52 am to Swagga
My prediction?
Pelicans.com and the team app will have more traffic then usual with people waiting for the publishing of the update
Pelicans.com and the team app will have more traffic then usual with people waiting for the publishing of the update
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:53 am to rt3
Fat boy ain't ready. Buy tickets. See you in October. Thanks.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:55 am to Fun Bunch
He wasnt at the game = see yah in November.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:58 am to 50_Tiger
I hope he’s going to practice Saturday. Realistically it wouldn’t surprise me to see a headline similar to the last one stating that the injury report is unchanged and he’s still doing light work.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:02 am to BigPerm30
And in 6 months, he will stub his toe then sit on his a-- collecting 10s of millions in endorsements and salary for another year.
After banking well over $100 million in 5 years, the guy will claim depression and retire as a hero for the WOKE crowd just like Simone Biles (who actually accomplished at the highest level in the world for years before her exit).
After banking well over $100 million in 5 years, the guy will claim depression and retire as a hero for the WOKE crowd just like Simone Biles (who actually accomplished at the highest level in the world for years before her exit).
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:05 am to Fun Bunch
“Ankle is still tender, as is his vagina. He’s on the Michael Thomas recovery plan, so we’ll re-evaluate in 6 weeks.”
This post was edited on 4/5/23 at 11:06 am
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:07 am to Fun Bunch
I'm predicting a hopeful "We fully anticipate having Zion play in the 1st round of the playoffs" soundbite, only for him to still not to be 100% (just 98%) and thus, held out of what becomes a 1st rd series ouster.
Then next season, Zion does a somersault-windmill-360 in the final seconds against the team that ousted the Pels, claiming belated retribution for his brothers.
Then next season, Zion does a somersault-windmill-360 in the final seconds against the team that ousted the Pels, claiming belated retribution for his brothers.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:07 am to Fun Bunch
It was all just a fake out to build hype, he plays tonight, still puts up 28 in limited minutes, Pels don't lose another game this season.
Just kidding, "he's progressing well but not as much as we'd like, we're going to slowly ramp him up and he may play in the play in".
Just kidding, "he's progressing well but not as much as we'd like, we're going to slowly ramp him up and he may play in the play in".
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:15 am to YOURADHERE
Do you think the Pels brass are aware how pissed off the fan base and now, even the most loyal Zion supporters, are becoming with this shite show?
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:15 am to Fun Bunch
I’m predicting they announce he has been shut down the rest of the season. As a bonus, I’m going to go crazy and guess they say it’s for “personal reasons”.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:26 am to Akit1
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He’s not playing the rest of the season, or postseason IMO.
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