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Predict the Zion update, part 72

Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:31 am
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128663 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:31 am
2 weeks to slow the spread
Posted by supe12sta12z
Tiger Town
Member since Apr 2012
13086 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:36 am to
He's cleared and will get his first practice in on Saturday and be on minutes restrictions for the Minnesota game.
Posted by Balsamic_duck
Member since Jun 2017
4399 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:37 am to
Progress,2 weeks, yada yada

you guys know the drill
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
8262 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:37 am to
He’s not playing the rest of the season, or postseason IMO.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
31466 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:38 am to
He’s cleared but will need 6 months to get back in shape. That’s all folks!
Posted by thejuiceisloose
Member since Nov 2018
6250 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:48 am to
I just don't know how a rational person can think that he'll play against this season
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
18980 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:48 am to
If they say 2 more weeks I’m going to the facility personally and demanding answers.

They better not come with that bullshite.
Posted by Delusional
Member since Dec 2018
6406 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:50 am to
quote:

2 weeks to slow the spread


The hamstring vaccine is 100% safe and effective
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
146893 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:52 am to
My prediction?

Pelicans.com and the team app will have more traffic then usual with people waiting for the publishing of the update
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
4295 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:53 am to
Fat boy ain't ready. Buy tickets. See you in October. Thanks.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43321 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:55 am to
He wasnt at the game = see yah in November.
Posted by Peytonknows
NOLA
Member since Nov 2006
19207 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 10:58 am to
I hope he’s going to practice Saturday. Realistically it wouldn’t surprise me to see a headline similar to the last one stating that the injury report is unchanged and he’s still doing light work.
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
20792 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:02 am to
And in 6 months, he will stub his toe then sit on his a-- collecting 10s of millions in endorsements and salary for another year.
After banking well over $100 million in 5 years, the guy will claim depression and retire as a hero for the WOKE crowd just like Simone Biles (who actually accomplished at the highest level in the world for years before her exit).
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
36406 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:05 am to
“Ankle is still tender, as is his vagina. He’s on the Michael Thomas recovery plan, so we’ll re-evaluate in 6 weeks.”
This post was edited on 4/5/23 at 11:06 am
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
16165 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:07 am to
I'm predicting a hopeful "We fully anticipate having Zion play in the 1st round of the playoffs" soundbite, only for him to still not to be 100% (just 98%) and thus, held out of what becomes a 1st rd series ouster.

Then next season, Zion does a somersault-windmill-360 in the final seconds against the team that ousted the Pels, claiming belated retribution for his brothers.
Posted by YOURADHERE
Member since Dec 2006
8453 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:07 am to
It was all just a fake out to build hype, he plays tonight, still puts up 28 in limited minutes, Pels don't lose another game this season.

Just kidding, "he's progressing well but not as much as we'd like, we're going to slowly ramp him up and he may play in the play in".
Posted by England_Pelican
England
Member since Apr 2018
3964 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:15 am to
Do you think the Pels brass are aware how pissed off the fan base and now, even the most loyal Zion supporters, are becoming with this shite show?
Posted by rondonumbanine
Member since Dec 2015
281 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:15 am to
I’m predicting they announce he has been shut down the rest of the season. As a bonus, I’m going to go crazy and guess they say it’s for “personal reasons”.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
41274 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:26 am to
quote:

He’s not playing the rest of the season, or postseason IMO.

Posted by Socrates Johnson
Madisonville
Member since Apr 2012
2365 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 11:40 am to
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